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{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
{T}, Remove a counter from a creature you control: Create a Treasure token.
{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.
{3}{B}: Untap Fain.

{T}: Add {R}.
As this artifact enters, you may have it become a copy of any creature on the battlefield until end of turn, except it has haste.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, create X tokens that are copies of another target creature you control, where X is one plus the number of instant and sorcery spells you've cast this turn. They gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.

Menace
When this creature dies, each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.
Mountaincycling {2}

Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life. Then creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Demonstrate
Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. You gain life equal to that card's mana value. Exile Healing Technique.

Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or enchantments. Create twice X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Flying, vigilance, trample
When this creature dies, create a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with flying, a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with vigilance, and a 3/3 colorless Golem artifact creature token with trample.

Choose one —
• Destroy all creatures.
• Destroy all artifacts and enchantments.

When this creature enters, search your library for up to X Plains cards, where X is the number of players who control more lands than you. Reveal those cards, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice this creature. If you do, search your library for a Demon card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Whenever a Demon you control enters, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

All Rats have fear.
{T}, Sacrifice a Rat: Create X 1/1 black Rat creature tokens, where X is the number of Rats you control.

{1}{B}: Exile target card from an opponent's graveyard. If no cards are in that graveyard, flip this creature.

{4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

{1}{B}, {T}: Target opponent discards a card. Then if that player has no cards in hand, flip this creature.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player loses 1 life for each card fewer than three in their hand.

Destroy target non-Spirit creature.

Bushido 1
If there are exactly two permanents named Brothers Yamazaki on the battlefield, the "legend rule" doesn't apply to them.
Each other creature named Brothers Yamazaki gets +2/+2 and has haste.

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature that was dealt damage this turn. When that creature dies this turn, flip this creature.

{T}: Goka deals 4 damage to target creature that was dealt damage this turn.

Haste
{T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

{T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you control ten or more lands, flip this creature.

{4}{G}{G}, {T}: Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the number of lands you control.