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Jumpstart 2022

Hooded Assassin {2}{B}

Creature - Human Assassin

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
• Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.

1/2

Ill-Gotten Inheritance {3}{B}

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life.
, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.

"The suffering of others is not my concern."

Inner Demon {2}{B}{B}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and is a Demon in addition to its other types.
When this Aura enters, all non-Demon creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

Kalastria Nightwatch {4}{B}

Creature - Vampire Warrior Ally

Whenever you gain life, this creature gains flying until end of turn.

"Kalitas may have returned to mindless servitude beneath the Eldrazi, but we say never again."
—Drana, Kalastria bloodchief

4/5

Karfell Kennel-Master {4}{B}

Creature - Zombie Berserker

When this creature enters, up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn.

Trapped in a realm of dead flesh and scarce hunting, the ravenous wolves of Karfell follow the Dread Marn to warm game.

4/4

Kothophed, Soul Hoarder {4}{B}{B}

Legendary Creature - Demon

Flying
Whenever a permanent owned by another player is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

"I will be your most demanding master, Liliana. But I have great things in mind for you."

6/6

Kraul Swarm {4}{B}

Creature - Insect Warrior

Flying
, Discard a creature card: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

The hive has a long memory. It knows how every member ever died, and to whom it owes the grudge.

4/1

Liliana, Death's Majesty {3}{B}{B}

Legendary Planeswalker - Liliana

: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. Mill two cards.
: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature is a black Zombie in addition to its other colors and types.
: Destroy all non-Zombie creatures.

Loyalty:

Liliana's Elite {2}{B}

Creature - Zombie

This creature gets +1/+1 for each creature card in your graveyard.

"You have to admit, Gideon—he has great form."
—Liliana Vess

1/1

Related card: Bind to Secrecy

Liliana's Mastery {3}{B}{B}

Enchantment

Zombies you control get +1/+1.
When this enchantment enters, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

"There are so many of them. It seems they've just been waiting for someone to serve."

Liliana's Steward {B}

Creature - Zombie

, Sacrifice this creature: Target opponent discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Servants at Vess Manor are chosen for their strong work ethic and respectful demeanor. Being alive is not required.

1/2

Lurking Deadeye {3}{B}

Creature - Human Assassin

Flash
When this creature enters, destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.

"There's no roar so mighty that it can't be silenced."

4/2

Maalfeld Twins {5}{B}

Creature - Zombie

When this creature dies, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

"Who am I to break up a family?"
—Gisa the Mad

4/4

Marauding Blight-Priest {2}{B}

Creature - Vampire Cleric

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

"The vampires never had gods. We followed our bloodchiefs. Now they are gone. What is left? Destruction and death, my friends. That is enough."

3/2

Marauding Boneslasher {2}{B}

Creature - Zombie Minotaur

This creature can't block unless you control another Zombie.

With the Hekma destroyed, the wandering dead that sought entrance to Naktamun had free rein to lay waste to the city.

3/3

Massacre Wurm {3}{B}{B}{B}

Creature - Phyrexian Wurm

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -2/-2 until end of turn.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, that player loses 2 life.

6/5

Mire Blight {B}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature is dealt damage, destroy it.

"Is there anything in Guul Draz that doesn't suck the life out of you?"
—Tarsa, Sea Gate sell-sword

Mire Triton {1}{B}

Creature - Zombie Merfolk

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, mill two cards and you gain 2 life.

Caught between life and death, between land and sea, between thought and oblivion.

2/1

Moment of Craving {1}{B}

Instant

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.

"The time of condemnation is at hand. Dusk washes over the world, and I consign you to eternal darkness!"

Moodmark Painter {2}{B}{B}

Creature - Human Shaman

Undergrowth — When this creature enters, target creature gains menace and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

2/3

Necromancer's Stockpile {1}{B}

Enchantment

, Discard a creature card: Draw a card. If the discarded card was a Zombie card, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

The experiments decided to perform some research of their own.

Necrotic Wound {B}

Instant

Undergrowth — Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

The assassins of the Ochran distill toxins from the remains of their previous victims.

Related card: Bind to Secrecy

Nested Ghoul {3}{B}{B}

Creature - Phyrexian Zombie Warrior

Whenever a source deals damage to this creature, create a 2/2 black Phyrexian Zombie creature token.

"The chest cavity is cleared of useless meat. I know just what to do with the space."
—Gyed, Vault Priest

4/2

Nirkana Assassin {2}{B}

Creature - Vampire Assassin Ally

Whenever you gain life, this creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Nirkana assassins craft incurable concoctions by mixing basilisk marrow and deathwillow sap with the vital fluids of a dozen other poisonous species.

2/3

Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted {3}{B}{B}

Legendary Planeswalker - Nixilis

Whenever an opponent draws a card, Ob Nixilis deals 1 damage to that player.
: Destroy target creature. Its controller draws two cards.

Loyalty: