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Jumpstart 2022

Ancient Craving {3}{B}

Sorcery

You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.

Knowledge demands sacrifice.

Black Cat {1}{B}

Creature - Zombie Cat

When Black Cat dies, target opponent discards a card at random.

Its last life is spent tormenting your dreams.

1/1

Related card: Cursebound Witch

Blight Keeper {B}

Creature - Bat Imp

Flying
, , Sacrifice Blight Keeper: Target opponent loses 4 life and you gain 4 life.

It withers fruit and flesh alike.

1/1

Blood Price {3}{B}

Sorcery

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order. You lose 2 life.

Blood is the oldest currency.

Bloodbond Vampire {2}{B}{B}

Creature - Vampire Shaman Ally

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodbond Vampire.

"Let the vampires join us. In this war, we no longer have the luxury of choosing our comrades."
—General Tazri, allied commander

3/3

Bloodthirsty Aerialist {1}{B}{B}

Creature - Vampire Rogue

Flying
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodthirsty Aerialist.

A circus acrobat in life, she kills with such fluid grace that even her victims are awed by her performance.

2/3

Related card: Xander's Wake

Bloodtracker {3}{B}

Creature - Vampire Wizard

Flying
, Pay 2 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on Bloodtracker.
When Bloodtracker leaves the battlefield, draw a card for each +1/+1 counter on it.

"Flee all you like. The further you run the more firmly I feel your heartbeat."

2/2

Bone Picker {3}{B}

Creature - Bird

This spell costs less to cast if a creature died this turn.
Flying, deathtouch

They are the first to greet dissenters on their journey into exile.

3/2

Burglar Rat {1}{B}

Creature - Rat

When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card.

"Even rats hoard their treasures. Are your precious things so different?"
—Izoni

1/1

Cemetery Recruitment {1}{B}

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a Zombie card, draw a card.

"There's a smoothness to my magic here that I don't find on any other plane."

Certain Death {5}{B}

Sorcery

Destroy target creature. Its controller loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Some spirits cling to one person, feasting on the growing fear until a final moment of all-consuming terror.

Chittering Rats {1}{B}{B}

Creature - Rat

When Chittering Rats enters, target opponent puts a card from their hand on top of their library.

Bottom feeders sometimes rise to the top.

2/2

Consign to the Pit {5}{B}

Sorcery

Destroy target creature. Consign to the Pit deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

First your whole life flashes before your eyes. Then you have considerable time to reflect on every regret as you plummet.

Corpse Churn {1}{B}

Instant

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

"The distraction of your life has ended. Now your service begins."
—Kalitas, thrall of Ulamog

Related card: Bind to Secrecy

Crow of Dark Tidings {2}{B}

Creature - Zombie Bird

Flying
When this creature enters or dies, mill two cards.

"Well, this can't be a good sign."
—Old Rutstein

2/1

Cruel Sadist {B}

Creature - Human Assassin

, , Pay 1 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on Cruel Sadist.
, , Remove X +1/+1 counters from Cruel Sadist: It deals X damage to target creature.

Face of innocence. Hand of death. Designed by Edmund McMillen

1/1

Crypt Rats {2}{B}

Creature - Rat

: Crypt Rats deals X damage to each creature and each player. Spend only black mana on X.

"Shoo, you little worm tails—go away! My corpses aren't your dinner!"
—Ghoulcaller Gisa

1/1

Dead Weight {B}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-2.

All things considered, his first day on patrol could have gone better.

Death Wind {X}{B}

Instant

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

"I am a dragonslayer for Lord Silumgar. There is no dragon save him whom I fear."
—Xathi the Infallible

Deathbloom Thallid {2}{B}

Creature - Fungus

When Deathbloom Thallid dies, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

"Nature is not always gentle or kind, but all life begets life."
—Marwyn of Llanowar

3/2

Related card: Slimefoot, Thallid Transplant

Deathbringer Regent {5}{B}{B}

Creature - Dragon

Flying
When Deathbringer Regent enters, if you cast it from your hand and there are five or more other creatures on the battlefield, destroy all other creatures.

5/6

Demon of Catastrophes {2}{B}{B}

Creature - Demon

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Flying, trample

A pit yawned open, a column of oily smoke arose, and a towering form hissed, "I accept this offering."

6/6

Demonic Gifts {1}{B}

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."

It began as a flavor on the tongue, like a bloody morsel of roast boar—but soon the power was a conflagration in her veins.

Demon's Disciple {2}{B}

Creature - Human Cleric

When Demon's Disciple enters, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker of their choice.

Taborax's cultists are the latest in a long history of beings who have desired to see Zendikar torn to pieces.

3/1

Demon's Grasp {4}{B}

Sorcery

Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.

"Take what solace you can in the knowledge that you will not be here to witness Zendikar's demise."
—Ob Nixilis