Unfinity
Urza's Fun House
Land - Urza's
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
{7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
{T}: Add {∞}. Activate only once and only if you control an Urza's Mine, an Urza's Power-Plant, and an Urza's Tower.
{7}, {T}: Head to AskUrza.com and click Urza's Fun House.
Balloon Stand
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Buy enough balloons and it turns into a ride.
Attraction Lights:
2, 6
Balloon Stand
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
"INPUT ACCEPTED: SHIVAN DRAGON. INITIATING . . . ERROR! GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE. GIRAFFE."
Attraction Lights:
3, 6
Balloon Stand
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
There is a very real danger that the squeaking will rally nearby squirrels to battle.
Attraction Lights:
4, 6
Balloon Stand
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
"MY PRIMARY FUNCTION IS TO FOLD INFLATABLE TUBES INTO JOY."
Attraction Lights:
5, 6
Bounce Chamber
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand.
The Astrotorium bouncing record is three days, though setting it wasn't strictly intentional.
Attraction Lights:
2, 6
Bounce Chamber
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand.
It recreates the peaceful feeling of floating freely in space, just without all that boring peacefulness.
Attraction Lights:
3, 6
Bounce Chamber
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand.
Anti-gravity. Pro-fun.
Attraction Lights:
4, 6
Bounce Chamber
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand.
It's a raucous, ricochet-ridden romp, loosely based on the molecular movement inside exploding stars.
Attraction Lights:
5, 6
Bumper Cars
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
"These bumping cars remind me of the time your amusement park smashed into my planet."
—Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
—Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
Attraction Lights:
2, 3, 6
Bumper Cars
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Vehicular mischief's appeal is universal.
Attraction Lights:
2, 4, 6
Bumper Cars
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
The cars are serviced every ten thousand bumps or every four hours, whichever comes first.
Attraction Lights:
2, 5, 6
Bumper Cars
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
For those needing instructions how to drive the bumper cars, there's a crash course.
Attraction Lights:
3, 4, 6
Bumper Cars
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
The engineers figured out a way to make the crashes power the ride itself. The energy surplus alone is enough to run the deep fryer.
Attraction Lights:
3, 5, 6
Bumper Cars
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
"Pulled a Captain Nebula"
—Crew expression meaning "an out-of-control car has caused great damage to the surrounding area"
—Crew expression meaning "an out-of-control car has caused great damage to the surrounding area"
Attraction Lights:
4, 5, 6
Centrifuge
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
Originally, the rotors were used exclusively as particle accelerators for engine fuel, and they probably still should be.
Attraction Lights:
3, 6
Centrifuge
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
The back of each ticket features a map to the lost and found.
Attraction Lights:
4, 6
Clown Extruder
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The sound it makes is indescribable and unsettling, but it does make a great clown.
Attraction Lights:
2, 6
Clown Extruder
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
One day, it will produce a clown that can itself produce a clown. Until that day, it will not rest.
Attraction Lights:
3, 6
Clown Extruder
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Pietra's Mirthing Pod boasts an output that's hilarious and impressive—a real laugh a minute.
Attraction Lights:
4, 6
Clown Extruder
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
"CONGRATULATIONS. IT IS A CLOWN."
Attraction Lights:
5, 6
Concession Stand
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a Food token.
Eating here is always a concession.
Attraction Lights:
2, 6
Concession Stand
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a Food token.
"Days since last atomic ketchup explosion: 1."
—Kitchen safety notice
—Kitchen safety notice
Attraction Lights:
3, 6
Concession Stand
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a Food token.
Now serving Basri Kettle Corn, Taco Bolas, Karn Dogs, Koth of the Hamburger, Dovin Baan Mi, Oko Cola, Frozen Tamiyogurt, and more!
Attraction Lights:
4, 6
Concession Stand
Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a Food token.
The Astrotorium offers fine dining at establishments such as Time Wok and Grilliana's.
Attraction Lights:
5, 6