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Hero's Downfall {1}{B}{B}

Instant

Destroy target creature or planeswalker.

Odric resisted the vampire's curse with all his strength. But after a lifetime of fighting monsters, he was doomed to become one himself.

Fierce Retribution {1}{W}

Instant

Cleave
Destroy target [attacking] creature.

"It won't bring them back, but it will bring me peace."

Falkenrath Celebrants {4}{R}

Creature - Vampire

Menace
When this creature enters, create two Blood tokens.

4/4

Reckless Impulse {1}{R}

Sorcery

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

A stitcher looks at their creation and sees the result of years of study and hours of toil. A devil sees a new plaything.

Voldaren Epicure {R}

Creature - Vampire

When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.

"If you're not refining your tastes, what's the point of living forever?"

1/1

Dig Up {G}

Sorcery

Cleave
Search your library for a [basic land] card, [reveal it,] put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Things buried on Innistrad rarely seem to stay that way.

Laid to Rest {3}{G}

Enchantment

Whenever a Human you control dies, draw a card.
Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, you gain 2 life.

"We are not here to mourn their loss. We are here to celebrate their lives."
—Vesna, Dawnhart witch

Massive Might {G}

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.

"Run! It's coming for us! Eventually!"
—Yaster, Havengul shopkeeper

Ancient Lumberknot {2}{B}{G}

Creature - Treefolk

Each creature you control with toughness greater than its power assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

The soft creak of trees in the wind is not always cause for comfort.

1/4

When this creature enters, create a Blood token.
, Sacrifice this creature: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.

3/2

Traveling Minister {W}

Creature - Human Cleric

: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. You gain 1 life. Activate only as a sorcery.

Priests of the Sigardian Sect travel to the farthest reaches to spread hope and healing, even in the darkest times.

1/1

Valorous Stance {1}{W}

Instant

Choose one —
• Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
• Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Alchemist's Retrieval {U}

Instant

Cleave
Return target nonland permanent [you control] to its owner's hand.

To most, a terrifying apparition. To a necro-alchemist, a potent fuel source.

Serpentine Ambush {1}{U}

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Serpent with base power and toughness 5/5.

The merchant did guarantee the new bait would bring in something big.

Wash Away {U}

Instant

Cleave
Counter target spell [that wasn't cast from its owner's hand].

"May the ocean take it"
—Nephalia expression meaning
"good riddance"

Blood Fountain {B}

Artifact

When this artifact enters, create a Blood token.
, , Sacrifice this artifact: Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

Mind Rot {2}{B}

Sorcery

Target player discards two cards.

"It saddens me to lose a source of inspiration. This one seemed especially promising."
—Ashiok

Nightmare {5}{B}

Creature - Nightmare Horse

Flying
Nightmare's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Swamps you control.

The thunder of its hooves beats dreams into despair.

*/*

Sengir Vampire {3}{B}{B}

Creature - Vampire

Flying
Whenever a creature dealt damage by this creature this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Empires rise and fall, but evil is eternal.

4/4

Falkenrath Reaver {1}{R}

Creature - Vampire

"Each day there are new reports of homes along Getander Pass and Hofsaddel falling to vampires of a more savage nature. I've even heard tell that Anje Falkenrath has returned. Please send whatever help you can."
—Sterin Gorn, letter to Thalia

2/2