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Rolling Thunder deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, each opponent loses 1 life.
You may cast Rona, Sheoldred's Faithful from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.

Populate. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

{1}{G}: Rootwalla gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

You may cast Rout as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it.
Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

You may choose not to untap Rubinia Soulsinger during your untap step.
{T}: Gain control of target creature for as long as you control Rubinia and Rubinia remains tapped.

Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Flying
When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

First strike

Whenever a spell or ability an opponent controls causes a land to be put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return that card to the battlefield.

Creatures you control have haste.
[–1]: Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. Scry 1.

Creatures with flying can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.
At the beginning of your end step, create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token.

Blue spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Other tapped creatures you control have deathtouch.
Other untapped creatures you control have hexproof.
{1}, {T}: Untap another target creature or land you control.

Menace, haste
Whenever Satya, Aetherflux Genius attacks, create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of up to one other target nontoken creature you control. You get {E}{E}. At the beginning of the next end step, sacrifice that token unless you pay an amount of {E} equal to its mana value.

Whenever you sacrifice a black creature, you may pay 2 life. If you do, each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Whenever you sacrifice a green creature, you may gain 2 life.

{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Scavenger Folk: Destroy target artifact.

Seachrome Coast enters tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

When Seasoned Pyromancer enters, discard two cards, then draw two cards. For each nonland card discarded this way, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
{3}{R}{R}, Exile Seasoned Pyromancer from your graveyard: Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens.

For each token you control, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.

{T}: Untap target creature.

Discard a land card: Seismic Assault deals 2 damage to any target.

{1}, {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

When Self-Assembler enters, you may search your library for an Assembly-Worker creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.