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Enchant creature
When Paralyze enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player may pay {4}. If the player does, untap the creature.

Flying
When Parasitic Strix enters the battlefield, if you control a black permanent, target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.

Mutate {G}{U}
{1}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, put it into your hand.

Flying
{R}: Pardic Dragon gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Suspend 2—{R}{R}
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if Pardic Dragon is suspended, that player may put a time counter on Pardic Dragon.

Enchant creature
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead.
Equip {3}

Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target.
{3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.
Flashback {4}{R}

Discard a card: Regenerate Patchwork Gnomes.

Path of Ancestry enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.

As long as your life total is greater than or equal to your starting life total, creatures you control get +1/+1.
Whenever one or more creatures you control attack, you gain life equal to the number of attacking creatures.

Destroy target creature. Its owner gains 4 life.

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When Path to the World Tree enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{2}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, Sacrifice Path to the World Tree: You gain 2 life and draw two cards. Target opponent loses 2 life. Path to the World Tree deals 2 damage to up to one target creature. You create a 2/2 green Bear creature token.

{T}: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Annihilator 3
Pathrazer of Ulamog can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Tap an untapped Wizard you control: Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.

Goblin offering
Whenever Patron of the Akki attacks, creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Moonfolk offering
Flying
{1}: Put up to two land cards from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller may search their library for a creature card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

{B}{R}: Pavel Maliki gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever Pawn of Ulamog or another nontoken creature you control dies, you may create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."

When Peace Strider enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life.

{W}, Discard a card: You gain 3 life.

{1}{W}: Another target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
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