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Siege of Towers {1}{R}

Sorcery

Replicate
Target Mountain becomes a 3/1 creature. It's still a land.

Tin Street Hooligan {1}{R}

Creature - Goblin Rogue

When Tin Street Hooligan enters, if was spent to cast it, destroy target artifact.

"Rauck-Chauv's like a holiday! Only it isn't on the calendars, and instead of dancing you knock people flat, and instead of giving gifts you break stuff."

2/1

Blade Instructor {2}{W}

Creature - Human Soldier

Mentor

"Watch carefully. The gap between death and victory is thinner than your blade."

3/1

Goblin Cratermaker {1}{R}

Creature - Goblin Warrior

, Sacrifice Goblin Cratermaker: Choose one —
• Goblin Cratermaker deals 2 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target colorless nonland permanent.

2/2

Goblin Locksmith {1}{R}

Creature - Goblin Rogue

Whenever Goblin Locksmith attacks, creatures with defender can't block this turn.

"He's got more finesse than most goblins. He smashes windows with his fist rather than his forehead."
—Arrester Polgar

2/1

Gravitic Punch {3}{R}

Sorcery

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target player.
Jump-start

Maximize Velocity {R}

Sorcery

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn.
Jump-start

Sure Strike {1}{R}

Instant

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

"I packed three more electroconduits into each test wand. You'll experience a brief tingling sensation."

Torch Courier {R}

Creature - Goblin

Haste
Sacrifice Torch Courier: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.

"Light a torch and deliver this letter" were his instructions, which he unfortunately reversed.

1/1

Wojek Bodyguard {2}{R}

Creature - Human Soldier

Mentor
Wojek Bodyguard can't attack or block alone.

"By all means, take another step toward the captain."

3/3

Affectionate Indrik {5}{G}

Creature - Beast

When this creature enters, you may have it fight target creature you don't control.

The problem isn't the indrik's enthusiasm, it's Ravnica's lack of guardrails.

4/4

Beast Whisperer {2}{G}{G}

Creature - Elf Druid

Whenever you cast a creature spell, draw a card.

"The tiniest mouse speaks louder to me than all the festival crowds on Tin Street."

2/3

Circuitous Route {3}{G}

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

"The shortest path between two points is not always the safest."
—Tamina, district guide

Crushing Canopy {2}{G}

Instant

Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with flying.
• Destroy target enchantment.

"The Dimir may look all they want. We never grow tired of swatting their bugs."
—Heruj, Selesnya hierophant

Kraul Foragers {4}{G}

Creature - Insect Scout

Undergrowth — When Kraul Foragers enters, you gain 1 life for each creature card in your graveyard.

Feed on food, you eventually rot. Feed on rot, you live forever.
—Kraul saying

4/4

Reach
Undergrowth — When Kraul Harpooner enters, choose up to one target creature you don't control with flying. Kraul Harpooner gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard, then you may have Kraul Harpooner fight that creature.

3/2

Nullhide Ferox {2}{G}{G}

Creature - Beast

Hexproof
You can't cast noncreature spells.
: Nullhide Ferox loses all abilities until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Nullhide Ferox, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.

6/6