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Suit Up {2}{U}

Instant

Until end of turn, target creature or Vehicle becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/5.
Draw a card.

With a reckless leap into the pilot's seat, Hirori went from smallest kid on the block to biggest hero in the city.

Related card: Skywriter Djinn

Dockside Chef {B}

Enchantment Creature - Human Citizen

, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Draw a card.

The squirming is how you know it's fresh.

1/2

: Target player exiles a card from their hand.
: Exile target permanent.
: Restart the game, leaving in exile all non-Aura permanent cards exiled with Karn. Then put those cards onto the battlefield under your control.

Loyalty:

Beast Within {2}{G}

Instant

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

"Kill the weak so they can't drag the strong down to their level. This is true compassion."
—Benzir, archdruid of Temple Might

Mutagenic Growth {G/P}

Instant

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

"Sympathy is for weaklings. Whoever survives, wins."
—Benzir, archdruid of Temple Might

Noxious Revival {G/P}

Instant

Put target card from a graveyard on top of its owner's library.

"Dead or alive, my creations are stronger than Jin-Gitaxias's septic minions."
—Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger

Triumph of the Hordes {2}{G}{G}

Sorcery

Until end of turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample and infect.

Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger {6}{G}{G}

Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Praetor

Trample
Whenever you tap a land for mana, add one mana of any type that land produced.
Whenever an opponent taps a land for mana, that land doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.

7/6

Batterskull {5}

Artifact - Equipment

Living weapon
Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has vigilance and lifelink.
: Return this Equipment to its owner's hand.
Equip

Immolating Souleater {2}

Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Dog

: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

"We thank the souleaters for melting the sinful that we may be reminded of our own insignificance."
—Drones' hymn of gratitude

1/1

Master Splicer {3}{W}

Creature - Phyrexian Human Artificer

When this creature enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golems you control get +1/+1.

With Phyrexia's victory at hand, each sect began perfecting its vision.

1/1

Unwinding Clock {4}

Artifact

Untap all artifacts you control during each other player's untap step.

"The partisans have unearthed a strange artifact. None know its origin, but it gives them hope of a life beyond."
—Elspeth's journal

Norn's Annex {3}{W/P}{W/P}

Artifact

Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays for each of those creatures.

Porcelain Legionnaire {2}{W/P}

Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Soldier

First strike

"My new design has lightweight plating specially cultivated from heretics' spare tissues."
—Izathel, priest of the Annex

3/1

Puresteel Paladin {W}{W}

Creature - Human Knight

Whenever an Equipment you control enters, you may draw a card.
Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip as long as you control three or more artifacts.

2/2

Shattered Angel {3}{W}{W}

Creature - Phyrexian Angel

Flying
Whenever a land an opponent controls enters, you may gain 3 life.

She preaches the blessings of the Machine Orthodoxy.

3/3

Suture Priest {1}{W}

Creature - Phyrexian Cleric

Whenever another creature you control enters, you may gain 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls enters, you may have that player lose 1 life.

1/1