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Target player discards two cards.
Overload {1}{B}

Kicker {B}{B}
Protection from white
Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach.
When Tourach enters, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.

When this creature enters, create a number of 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens equal to your devotion to black.

When this creature enters, you may exile two cards from your graveyard. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, draw a card unless that player pays {X}, where X is this creature's power.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1.
Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.

Discard a card, then draw a card.
Rebound

Gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
Storm

Whenever you win a coin flip, create two Treasure tokens.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice another permanent: Flip a coin.

At the beginning of each end step, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, create a Clue token, a Food token, and a Treasure token.

Exalted
{T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}.

Bushido 2

{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of enchantments you control.

Evolve
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a Food token or a Treasure token.

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell.
When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

Creature tokens you control have flying.
{2}{G}{U}, {T}, Sacrifice a token: Create a 4/4 green Beast creature token. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}: Choose a card name that hasn't been chosen from among Disenchant, Braingeyser, Terror, Shivan Dragon, Regrowth, and Black Lotus. Create a copy of the card with the chosen name. You may cast the copy.

As long as Grist isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types.
[+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process.
[–2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker.
[–5]: Each opponent loses life equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.

Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, investigate.
{T}, Sacrifice X Clues: Target opponent reveals the top X cards of their library. You may put a nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield under your control. That player puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Flying
Whenever Yusri attacks, choose a number between 1 and 5. Flip that many coins. For each flip you win, draw a card. For each flip you lose, Yusri deals 2 damage to you. If you won five flips this way, you may cast spells from your hand this turn without paying their mana costs.

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Whenever you gain life, you may put that many +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.

Living weapon
Indestructible
Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature."
Equip {7}