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At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, each noncreature, non-Vehicle artifact you control becomes a 5/3 Vehicle in addition to its other types and gains trample, haste, and crew 2.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target noncreature artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Ascend
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then draw a card if you have the city's blessing.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

When you planeswalk to The Great Aerie and at the beginning of your upkeep, bolster 3.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose up to one target creature you control and up to one target creature an opponent controls. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its toughness to the other.

When you planeswalk to Inys Haen and at the beginning of your upkeep, mill three cards.
When you planeswalk away from Inys Haen, each player returns all land cards from their graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.

When you planeswalk to Ketria and at the beginning of your upkeep, put your choice of a vigilance, menace, or trample counter on target creature you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland permanent card. Put that card onto the battlefield or into your hand.

When you planeswalk to Littjara and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a 2/2 blue Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose a creature type. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control of that type.

Each creature with mana value 2 or less gets +2/+2.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token with flying named Butterfly.

Each creature card in your graveyard has embalm. Its embalm cost is equal to its mana cost.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Whenever a historic creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a historic card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

When you planeswalk to Norn's Seedcore, chaos ensues.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Planeswalk to it, except don't planeswalk away from any plane. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Nontoken creatures are enchantments in addition to their other types.
Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, you gain 1 life.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose a color. Add an amount of mana of that color equal to your devotion to that color.

When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.

When you planeswalk to The Pit, each player creates their choice of a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying or a 6/6 black Demon creature token with flying, trample, and "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice another creature. If you can't, this creature deals 6 damage to you."
Whenever chaos ensues, each player sacrifices a nonartifact creature of their choice.

When you planeswalk to Riptide Island and at the beginning of your upkeep, create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens.
Whenever chaos ensues, Slivers you control gain haste and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Slivers you control.

Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate.
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

Whenever you roll the planar die, put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control gain flying until end of turn.

Modified creatures you control have trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, draw a card."
Whenever chaos ensues, distribute three +1/+1 counters among one, two, or three target creatures you control.

At the beginning of your end step, if you planeswalked to Unyaro this turn, untap all creatures. They phase out until a player planeswalks.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 white and blue Knight creature tokens with vigilance.

Whenever your team attacks with exactly two creatures, those creatures gain double strike until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, untap up to two target creatures your team controls. If it's a main phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase, followed by an additional main phase.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures and planeswalkers you control.
Whenever chaos ensues, create three tapped Treasure tokens. They each deal 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

When you planeswalk to The Wilds and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Food token.
Whenever chaos ensues, target player sacrifices a creature of their choice. If they do, you create a Food token. You create two Food tokens instead if the sacrificed creature's toughness was 4 or greater.

Enchant planeswalker
Enchanted planeswalker has "[+1]: Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens."
Whenever you activate a loyalty ability of enchanted planeswalker, creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, draw a card.
Whenever another player attacks with two or more creatures, they draw a card if none of those creatures attacked you.

Enchant planeswalker
Enchanted planeswalker has "[–12]: You get an emblem with 'You may activate loyalty abilities of planeswalkers you control on any player's turn any time you could cast an instant.'"
Whenever you draw a card, put a loyalty counter on enchanted planeswalker.

Flying, trample
Skip your draw step.
Whenever you play a land or cast a spell, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.