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Choose target spell. If it's a creature spell, it perpetually gets -2/-0. Counter that spell unless its controller pays {2}.

Whenever Water Weird deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on Water Weird if the top card of your library is a nonland card. Otherwise, you may mill a card.

Psionic Adept — Whenever Wizened Githzerai becomes blocked by a creature, that creature perpetually gets -2/-0.

Target opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature. If that creature had mana value 2 or less, conjure a duplicate of it into your hand. That duplicate perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."

Molting Exoskeleton — When Hook Horror dies, it perpetually gets -1/-1. Then if that card's toughness is 1 or greater, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

When The Hourglass Coven enters the battlefield, draft a card from The Hourglass Coven's spellbook twice, then put those cards onto the battlefield.
Other Warlocks you control get +1/+1.

Target opponent reveals each noncreature, nonland card in their hand. You choose a card revealed this way. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life. If they didn't reveal a card this way, you draw a card.

Target creature an opponent controls perpetually gets -2/-2 and gains "At the beginning of each upkeep, this creature perpetually gets -1/-1."

Look at the top four cards of your library. Choose one of them and put all cards with the same name as the chosen card from among them into your hand. You lose 1 life for each card put into your hand this way. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
Whenever Chaos Balor attacks or dies, choose two. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player discards all the cards in their hand, then seeks that many nonland cards.
• Chaos Balor deals 2 damage to target player and they create two Treasure tokens.
• Chaos Balor deals 2 damage to each creature target player controls. Those creatures perpetually get +2/+0.

Enchant creature you control
Enchanted creature gets +3/+2, has haste, and attacks each combat if able.
{R}: Return Craving of Yeenoghu from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature you control. Craving of Yeenoghu perpetually gains "Enchanted creature gets -1/-1." Activate only as a sorcery.

{2}{R}: Dragonborn Immolator gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Gift of Tiamat — When Dragonborn Immolator dies, if its power is greater than 0, note its power. You get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, it perpetually gets +X/+0, where X is the noted number."

Destroy up to three target artifacts. Conjure a duplicate of each nontoken artifact destroyed this way into your hand. The duplicates perpetually gain "You may pay {R} rather than pay this spell's mana cost" and "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this artifact."

Double team
{1}{R}: Creatures you control named Genasi Rabble-Rouser get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Menace, double team

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you attacked with this turn.
Double team
As long as it's your turn, Gnoll Hunting Party has first strike.

When Goblin Trapfinder dies, seek a creature card with mana value 3 or less. That card perpetually gains haste, "This spell costs {1} less to cast," and "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this creature."

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. It perpetually gains "This creature attacks each combat if able."

Haste
Whenever Kardum, Patron of Flames attacks, put a flame counter on it, then seek a card with mana value equal to the number of flame counters on it and exile that card face down.
When Kardum dies, put all cards you own exiled with it into your hand. At the beginning of the end step of your next turn, discard those cards.

{T}: Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains haste.

Mephit's Enthusiasm deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker. If excess damage was dealt this way, note that excess damage, then you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, it perpetually gets +X/+0, where X is the noted number."

Double team
Other Demons, Devils, Imps, and Tieflings you control get +1/+0.

Target nontoken creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains double team until end of turn. It also gains first strike until end of turn if it has the same name as another creature you control or a creature card in your graveyard.

When Uthgardt Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage to any target.
Damage isn't removed from creatures your opponents control during cleanup steps.

Haste, double team