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Flying, toxic 1

Whenever Leisure Bicycle attacks, target creature that crewed it this turn explores.
Crew 1
Cycling {2}

Your Mana Rock enters the battlefield tapped.
During deckbuilding, write two different colors on Your Mana Rock.
{T}: Add one mana of a color written on Your Mana Rock.

Hand Backup 1 (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may reveal a creature card from your hand. When it eventually comes into play, if you cast it from your hand, it enters with a +1/+1 counter. It also gains the following ability in your hand until end of turn.)
Basic Landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Whenever equipped creature attacks, sacrifice Karlov's Crossbow and destroy target creature an opponent controls.
Equip {1}
Forecast — {0}, Reveal Karlov's Crossbow from your hand: For the remainder of the game, spells you cast named Karlov's Crossbow cost {1} less to cast. (Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.)

Affinity for Affinity (This card costs {1} less to cast for each permanent you control with affinity.)
Affinitycycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a card with affinity, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Toe-Breaking Helmet: Put two -1/-1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
Equip {1}

Poison Tolerance +3 (It takes three additional poison counters for you to lose the game to poison.)
When Melira's Snacks enters the battlefield, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Melira's Snacks: You gain 3 life.

You can't cast Demon Detective unless all of your commanders have been revealed.
Flying

Whenever Syr Konrad's Squire dies, or is put into a graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield, or leaves your graveyard, or is put into exile, or is put into your library, or is returned to your hand from the battlefield or graveyard, or is phased out, it deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker. If today's date is May 6th, scry 1. If today's date is May 7th, fateseal 1. (To fateseal 1, look at the top card of an opponent's library. You may put that card on the bottom of their library.)

Menace
When Shedding Snake enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you do, the commander tax on each of your commanders is reduced back to zero.

Choose target creature. If you're on the Mirran team, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and it gains lifelink until end of turn. If you're on the Phyrexian team, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature and it gains deathtouch until end of turn.

You and target creature's controller each secretly choose a number 0 or greater. Then, reveal the chosen numbers. If your number was highest or tied for the highest, exile that creature. Each player who chose the highest number loses that much life.

Add {B}{B}{B}.
If this card is signed by someone who has ever designed a Magic card, treat all black mana symbols on this card as red mana symbols. (To be respectful of the color pie.)

Poison Tolerance +1 (It takes an additional poison counter for you to lose the game to poison.)
When Long-Term Phyresis Study enters the battlefield, return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Then, draw a card.

Commander enchantment (This aura enchants a commander creature, and remains attached to the creature as it moves between any face-up zones. You can cast it on a Commander in your command zone.)
When you cast Taught by Vito, draw a card.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink.

During deckbuilding, choose a number from one to nine. Write that number in this card's mana cost, power, and toughness.

Poison Tolerance +1 (It takes an additional poison counter for you to lose the game to poison.)
When Naturalize the Phyresis enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Transform all artifacts and Phyrexian creatures on their front face. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures other than Phyrexians. (Only double-faced cards and tokens can be transformed.)

When Garruk's Lost Wolf enters the battlefield, create a Huntsman Role token attached to another target creature you control. (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "{T}: Add {G}")

Mill the top four cards of your library. Return a creature or planeswalker card milled this way to your hand.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if all your commanders have been revealed, put a +1/+1 counter on Growing Detective.

Name two Ravnica Guilds. Create two copies that are copies of their gates. (Ravnica guildgates are lands that enter the battlefield tapped and tap for the two colors of the guild.)
Investigate.

When Merfolk Surveyor enters the battlfield, explore-clash. If you win the explore-clash, gain 3 life. (To explore-clash, you and an opponent each reveal the top card of your respective libraries. Put any lands revealed this way into their owner's hands. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature for each nonland card revealed this way. Then, each player who didn't get a nonland puts the card back or into their graveyard. You win the explore-clash if the mana value of your revealed card was higher.)