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When Trash Panda enters the battlefield, exile target opponent's graveyard. Create a Food token for each creature card exiled this way.
When Trash Panda dies, put it into target opponent's graveyard.
Opponent dredge 4 (If an opponent would draw a card, instead you may have them mill exactly four cards and put this card into their hand from their graveyard.)

As The Pleasant Taxer enters the battlefield, choose casting creature spells, casting noncreature spells, searching libraries, drawing a card beyond the first each turn, or activating abilities other than mana abilities.
Doing the chosen action costs players {1} more.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Potatoes: Choose one —
• Boil — Potatoes deals 1 damage to any target.
• Mash — Create two Food tokens.
• Stew — Gain 3 life. Draw a card.

Whenever one or more creatures die, put a charge counter on Simic Slaw.
{2}, Sacrifice Simic Slaw: Draw X cards and gain X life, where X is the number of charge counters on Simic Slaw.

If an opponent would create one or more tokens, they create half that many of each of those kinds of tokens instead, rounded down.
If an opponent would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, they put half that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead, rounded down.