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Whenever you attack, create a Pin token attached to target attacking creature you control. It's an enchantment Pin Aura with "Enchanted creature gets +1/+1."
Whenever chaos ensues, each opponent loses X life, where X is the total number of pins attached to you and creatures you control. (This includes pins on your backpack.)

When you planeswalk here, at the beginning of your upkeep, or whenever chaos ensues, put a flying counter on target creature you control without flying.
When you planeswalk away, exile all creatures with flying until the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever you planeswalk here, each player chooses a creature they control and creates a token copy of it. It's a reflection in addition to its other types, and its power and toughness are inverted.
Whenever Chaos ensues, create a token that's a copy of a creature you control. It's a reflection in addition to its other types, and its power and toughness are inverted.

When you encounter this, Each player opens a Magic the Gathering booster pack. They may select up to two cards from that pack and exile them face down. For the rest of the game, players may look at and play cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs. (Then Planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)

Nonbasic lands are Wastes.
Whenever you tap a permanent for {C}, add an additional {C}.
Whenever chaos ensues, choose one —
• Draw four cards.
• Destroy target permanent.
• You may return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Players may look at the top card of their library at any time and may play cards from the top of their library.
The top card of each player's library is a Food artifact. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life." Activate this ability from the top of the library.)
Chaos: You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, draw a card, gain three life and each opponent loses 3 life.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, fold this plane in half. Draw cards equal to the number of times it's been folded. If you can't fold it, planeswalk.
Chaos: Completely unfold this plane. Each opponent discards two cards.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Tulip Petal artifact token that has "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
Chaos: Spin this plane until the arrow lands on a permanent. If the plane rotated at least 360 degrees during the spin, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.

When you encounter this phenomenon, open a Magic: The Gathering booster pack and shuffle it without looking at its contents. Those cards become the booster deck. You become the monarch. For the rest of the game, at the beginning of the monarch's end step, that player draws a card from the booster deck. They may spend mana of any type to cast those cards.

Cards in each player's hand have cycling {2}.
Chaos: Until end of turn, creatures you control have "This creature gets +1/+1 for each card you've discarded this turn."

Other Food creatures you control have horsemanship. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)
At the beginning of your combat step, you may put a +1/+1 counter on target noncreature Food you control. If you do, it becomes a 0/0 Knight creature in addition to its other types.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Cinnamon, Seasoned Steed: You gain 3 life.

{T}: Exile the top card of your library. If that card is a Goblin or an artifact card, you may play it this turn.

Beeeeeeep, Beeeeeeep, Beeeeeeep — Whenever another creature you control becomes the target of a backup ability, Huge Truck permanently gains all of the backup abilities shared this way.
Crew 1

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put 2 charge counters on Jitte and Divining Top.
Remove a charge counter from Jitte and Divining Top: Choose one —
• You gain 2 life.
• Look at the top 3 cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
• Tap Jitte and Divining Top. If you do, draw a card, then put Jitte and Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
Equip {1}

As Spice Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
The chosen player's maximum Commander size is one. (They can only have one commander in their command zone. If they ever have more than one, they must put any excess commanders into their graveyard.)
Cycling {2}

Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, each creature blocking it gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to an opponent, you may search your library for a Praetor card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on it, and has trample and lifelink.
{1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Equipped permanent isn't a planeswalker and is a creature in addition to its other types.
Equip creature or planeswalker {3}

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}{C}.

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Incubator: Search your library for any number of Phyrexian cards or cards with phyrexian back faces, exile them, then incubate 2 that many times. Then shuffle.

Flying
As Glorious Dragon-Kin enters the battlefield, choose a color.
Artifact creatures and Dragons you control have protection from the chosen color.

Oil Sunburst (This enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it.)
Remove an oil counter from Oilskelion: Oilskelion deals 1 damage to any target.

Flying
Players can't lose the game or win the game.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if each player has an empty library, sacrifice Platinum Persecutor and you win the game.

Trample
{5}: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 5 or less, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
{5}, Exile Soul of Mirrodin from your graveyard: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 5 or less, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has protection from white, blue, and red.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to an opponent, Sword of Fire and Ice and War and Peace deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. Then, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of cards in their hand and you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.
Equip {4}

{2}, {T}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card. You may erase any number of words on the card, including flavor text, as long as the card still makes sense. Then cast the revised card without paying its mana cost. Put all other cards revealed this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.