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Players may look at the top card of their library at any time and may play cards from the top of their library.
The top card of each player's library is a Food artifact. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 Life." Activate this ability from the top of the library.)
Chaos: You may sacrifice a Food. If you do, draw a card, gain three life and each opponent loses 3 life.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, fold this plane in half. Draw cards equal to the number of times it's been folded. If you can't fold it, planeswalk.
Chaos: Completely unfold this plane. Each opponent discards two cards.

When you planeswalk here and at the beginning of your upkeep, create a Tulip Petal artifact token that has "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
Chaos: Spin this plane until the arrow lands on a permanent. If the plane rotated at least 360 degrees during the spin, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.

Cards in each player's hand have cycling {2}.
Chaos: Until end of turn, creatures you control have "This creature gets +1/+1 for each card you've discarded this turn."

Other Food creatures you control have horsemanship. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)
At the beginning of your combat step, you may put a +1/+1 counter on target non-creature Food you control. If you do, it becomes a 0/0 Knight creature in addition to its other types.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Cinnamon, Seasoned Steed: You gain 3 life.

{T}: Exile the top card of your library. If that card is a Goblin or an artifact card, you may play it this turn.

Beeeeeeep, Beeeeeeep, Beeeeeeep — Whenever another creature you control becomes the target of a backup ability, Huge Truck permanently gains all of the backup abilities shared this way.
Crew 1

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put 2 charge counters on Jitte and Divining Top.
Remove a charge counter from Jitte and Divining Top: Choose one —
• You gain 2 life.
• Look at the top 3 cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
• Tap Jitte and Divining Top. If you do, draw a card, then put Jitte and Divining Top on top of its owner's library.
Equip {1}

As Spice Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
The chosen player's maximum Commander size is one. (They can only have one commander in their command zone. If they ever have more than one, they must put any excess commanders into their graveyard.)
Cycling {2}

Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, each creature blocking it gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to an opponent, you may search your library for a Praetor card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each counter on it, and has trample and lifelink.
{1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
Equipped permanent isn't a planeswalker and is a creature in addition to its other types.
Equip creature or planeswalker {3}

{T}, Mill a card: Add {C}{C}.

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice Phyrexian Incubator: Search your library for any number of Phyrexian cards or cards with phyrexian back faces, exile them, then incubate 2 that many times. Then shuffle.

Flying
As Glorious Dragon-Kin enters the battlefield, choose a color. Artifact creatures and Dragons you control have protection from the chosen color.

Oil Sunburst — (This enters the battlefield with an oil counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it)
Remove an oil counter from Oilskelion: Oilskelion deals 1 damage to any target.

Flying
Players can't lose or win the game
At the beginning of your upkeep, if each player has an empty library, sacrifice Platinum Persecutor and you win the game.

Trample
{5}: Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 5 or less, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
{5}: Exile Soul of Mirrodin from your graveyard. Search your library for an artifact card with mana value 5 or less, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Equipped creature gets +4/+4 and has protection from white, blue, and red.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to an opponent, Sword of Fire and Ice and War and Peace deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. Then, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of cards in their hand and you gain 1 life for each card in your hand.
Equip {4}

When Battle Myrsphere enters the battlefield, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a battle card. Put it onto the battlefield, and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Whenever Battle Myrsphere attacks, you may tap X untapped battles you control (so they're oriented like a regular Magic card). If you do, Battle Myrsphere gets +X/+0 until end of turn and deals X damage to that player or permanent.

You may reveal this card from your opening hand. If you do, at the beginning of the first upkeep, shuffle it into your library and draw a card.
Menace
When Chancellor of the Mulligan enters the battlefield, draw three cards. When you do, any number of players mulligan. (They shuffle their hand into their library, then draw that many cards and put one of them on the bottom of their library.)

{T}: Target opponent gains control of Mindslaver Toolkit.
{X}, {T}: Choose any number —
• You lose X life
• You discard X cards
• You sacrifice X permanents

{T}: Add one mana of any color. You get two poison counters.

Pledge (Join a two-colored guild if you haven't already this game.)
{T}: Add one mana of your guild's colors.

{T}, Sacrifice Trampled Lotus: Tap up to three lands your opponents control for mana. This ability has splitter second. (It can't be responded to. By, like, anything.)