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When Sort of _____ and _____ enters the battlefield, choose two tournament legal cards in the Sword of _____ and _____ cycle at random. This equipment has the first piece of the combat damage trigger of the first chosen one, and the second piece of the combat damage trigger on the second chosen one. (It doesn't grant +2/+2 or protection. Yes, Hearth still returns the creature.)
Equip {2}

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a random card from outside the game into your hand. (In Commander sealed, that's everything you didn't play with. In any other commander game, find a way to select a random Magic card.)
{T}: Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}. This mana can't be spent to pay generic mana costs.

Mono Eminence — If Auntie Flint is on the battlefield or in the command zone and your deck's color identity is mono-black, creatures you control get +1/+0.
Whenever Auntie Flint attacks, another target creature gains fear until end of turn.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

You can bargain any permanent instead of just artifacts, enchantments, and tokens.
Whenever you cast a spell, if it was bargained, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

When Incubation Triformer enters the battlefield, incubate 1.
{3}: Choose target transformed Phyrexian token you control. Transform it into a third side that's a 3/3 Phyrexian Horror artifact creature.

Infect (A creature with infect deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
Creatures you control with toxic lose toxic and gain infect.

Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have "At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 1 damage to you."

Target player with exactly seven poison counters loses the game.

Battles you control have "-3: You draw a card and lose 1 life." (Activate by removing three defense counters. You control battles you cast, even if an opponent protects them.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Buffet — Create three Food tokens.
• See a Show — Create two 2/2 white Performer creature tokens.
• Play Games — Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
• Go to Sleep — You lose 15 life. Sacrifice Night Out in Vegas.

Menace, Lifelink, Toxic 2
Quest Compleated Beast can't be blocked by tokens.
Your opponent can't gain life or remove poison counters.
Whenever Quest Compleated Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target battle that player is protecting.

Flying, haste
Whenever Rankle, Master of Pranksters deals combat damage to a player, choose one at random —
• Each player creates a token that's a copy of Glen Elendra Pranksters.
• Each player creates a token that's a copy of Pyretic Prankster.
• Each player creates a token that's a copy of Spiteful Prankster.

When The Magic Bandit deals combat damage to an opponent, exile the top card of that player's library. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
Whenever you cast a spell or play a land you don't own, copy it.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and draw a card. Then, double the amount of life you lose and cards you draw for the rest of the game from this ability. (This is true even if this leaves the battlefield and returns.)

When The Zassacre Zirl enters the battlefield, if you cast them, destroy target commander an opponent controls. If its owner has two or more commanders, that card stops being a commander.
When another Commander dies, draw a card.

Myojin of Night's Reach and Grim Betrayal enters the battlefield with an indestructible counter on it if you cast it from your hand.
Remove an indestructible counter from Myojin of Night's Reach Grim Betrayal: Each opponent discards their hand. Put onto the battlefield under your control all creature cards in all graveyards that were put there from anywhere this turn.

Whenever The Disciple of Vess attacks, you may put a planeswalker card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, create a token that's a copy of a Liliana planeswalker chosen at random.
(There are currently thirteen. Perhaps look up the list and roll a D20?)

As an additional cost to play Banned Eldraine Card, pay {B}, {3}{R}{G}, {3}{R}, {2}, {0}, or {1}{G}. It becomes a copy respectively of Cauldron Familiar, Escape to the Wilds, Fires of Invention, Lucky Clover, Mystic Sanctuary, Once Upon A Time for the rest of the game in all zones. (You can't choose Oko. Because let's be real, nobody wants to play against Oko again.)

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Players play with each of their commanders face down and secret until they cast them for the first time. (Be sure to tell your opponent you're using this right at the beginning of the game, so they don't reveal their commanders to you yet!)

If Enolc is one of two partner commanders, it's a copy of your other commander except it retains its name. (Including mana cost.)
If Enolc isn't a commander, you may cast it as though it was a copy of any of your commanders.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Choose two colors. Add a mana of each of the chosen colors.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay one mana of each of the chosen colors. If you don't, you lose the game.

You may play a playtest card you own from outside the game this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. (In an game of Unknown event commander sealed, these are all the playtest cards you opened but aren't using in your deck.)

Choose a card at random from among Righteous Confluence, Mystic Confluence, Wretched Confluence, Fiery Confluence, Verdant Confluence, Brokers Confluence, Cabaretti Confluence, Maestros Confluence, Obscura Confluence, and Riveteers Confluence. Create a copy of that card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. (Roll a D10 to determine the random card.)

Old Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards from WOE, WOC, and playtest cards. (You may cast this from outside the game if this is companion without paying {3} first.)
When The Companion of the Wilds enters the battlefield, create a Food token, a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block," and a Royal role token attached to a creature you control.

As the game begins, if Your Favorite Character is your commander, or as Your Favorite Character enters the battlefield if it's not your commander, name a character from the Magic storyline. Choose up to three colors, two creature types, and then two keywords from among vigilance, flying, haste, trample, and menace. Your Favorite Character has the chosen name, types, colors, and keywords.