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When Complaints Clerk enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If that creature has toxic, draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Enchanted creature has "{2}, Sacrifice this creature: You gain 2 life."

At the beginning of each upkeep, creatures you control gain flying until end of turn if a creature you control has flying. The same is true for fear, first strike, double strike, landwalk, protection, trample, and vigilance.

Convoke
Flying

Convoke
When Conclave Phalanx enters, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.

Convoke
When Conclave Tribunal enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Conclave Tribunal leaves the battlefield.

Convoke
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 for each other creature you control.

Flying

Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.

Whenever a player discards a card, you may gain 1 life.

Cast this spell only if a creature is attacking you.
Create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.

Target player gains 2 life for each creature on the battlefield.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a card that shares a creature type with that creature from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Equip {1}

Kicker {6}
Create six 1/1 white Kor Soldier creature tokens. If this spell was kicked, create twelve of those tokens instead.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has indestructible and can't be enchanted by other Auras.

Renown 2
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Constable of the Realm, exile up to one other target nonland permanent until Constable of the Realm leaves the battlefield.

Sliver creatures you control have "When this creature enters, you may exile target creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield."

First strike
Renown 1
Whenever Consul's Lieutenant attacks, if it's renowned, other attacking creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

When Consul's Shieldguard enters, you get {E}{E}.
Whenever Consul's Shieldguard attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, another target attacking creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

When Consulate Crackdown enters, exile all artifacts your opponents control until Consulate Crackdown leaves the battlefield.

When Consulate Surveillance enters, you get {E}{E}{E}{E}.
Pay {E}{E}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn by a source of your choice.

Flash
If a nontoken creature would enter and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life.

Exile target creature, then roll a d20.
1—9 | Its controller creates a 4/4 green Ox creature token.
10—19 | Its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.
20 | Its controller creates a 0/1 white Goat creature token.