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Skyshroud Elite gets +1/+2 as long as an opponent controls a nonbasic land.

Spike Weaver enters with three +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Weaver: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Spike Weaver: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

When Wood Elves enters, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

{1}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.

Buyback—Sacrifice a land.
Create a 1/1 white Pegasus creature token with flying.

Workhorse enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Workhorse: Add {C}.

{0}: Remove target attacking creature you control from combat and untap it.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, return target creature to its owner's hand.

For each creature, its controller sacrifices a permanent of their choice unless they pay {1}.

Buyback—Discard two cards.
Counter target spell.

{U}: Killer Whale gains flying until end of turn.

Whenever a player casts a spell, that player returns a land they control to its owner's hand.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses target player who has more cards in hand than they do and is their opponent. The first player may discard their hand and draw three cards.

{2}{U}{U}: Draw a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -1/-1 and has fear.

{B}, {T}: Choose target opponent who has at least two fewer creature cards in their graveyard than you do as you activate this ability. Destroy target nonblack creature that player controls.

Pay 5 life: Destroy Volrath's Dungeon. Any player may activate this ability but only during their turn.
Discard a card: Target player puts a card from their hand on top of their library. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}: You choose target creature an opponent controls, and that opponent chooses target creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, destroy the creature you chose. If you lose the flip, destroy the creature your opponent chose.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, tap target creature.

Whenever a creature enters, that creature's controller may have it deal damage equal to its power to any target of their choice.

Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.

Flying, first strike

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of Humble Defector. Activate only during your turn.

Flying, trample, haste
At the beginning of the end step, Lightning Shrieker's owner shuffles it into their library.