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Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Ankh of Mishra deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

{T}, Sacrifice Ashnod's Transmogrant: Put a +1/+1 counter on target nonartifact creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Clockwork Beast enters the battlefield with seven +1/+0 counters on it.
At end of combat, if Clockwork Beast attacked or blocked this combat, remove a +1/+0 counter from it.
{X}, {T}: Put up to X +1/+0 counters on Clockwork Beast. This ability can't cause the total number of +1/+0 counters on Clockwork Beast to be greater than seven. Activate only during your upkeep.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Copper Tablet deals 1 damage to that player.

As Cursed Rack enters the battlefield, choose an opponent.
The chosen player's maximum hand size is four.

{2}: Dragon Engine gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

{1}: The next time an unblocked creature of your choice would deal combat damage to you this turn, prevent all but 1 of that damage.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.

{T}, Sacrifice Mirror Universe: Exchange life totals with target opponent. Activate only during your upkeep.

Nevinyrral's Disk enters the battlefield tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

When Onulet dies, you gain 2 life.

When Phyrexian War Beast leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a land and Phyrexian War Beast deals 1 damage to you.

{5}, {T}, Exile Ring of Ma'rûf: The next time you would draw a card this turn, instead put a card you own from outside the game into your hand.

{4}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Snake artifact creature token. It has "Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player gets a poison counter."

{2}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

Defender
Whenever Shield Sphere blocks, put a -0/-1 counter on it.

Spells you cast cost up to {1} less to cast.

When Su-Chi dies, add {C}{C}{C}{C}.

You may choose not to untap Tawnos's Coffin during your untap step.
{3}, {T}: Exile target creature and all Auras attached to it. Note the number and kind of counters that were on that creature. When Tawnos's Coffin leaves the battlefield or becomes untapped, return that exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped with the noted number and kind of counters on it. If you do, return the other exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control attached to that permanent.

{T}, Sacrifice Urza's Bauble: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Whenever a player casts an artifact spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Defender
{3}: Walking Wall gets +3/-1 until end of turn and can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender. Activate only once each turn.

As long as Winter Orb is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.

Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.