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Whenever a land enters, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on target nonartifact creature. That creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

This creature enters with seven +1/+0 counters on it.
At end of combat, if this creature attacked or blocked this combat, remove a +1/+0 counter from it.
{X}, {T}: Put up to X +1/+0 counters on this creature. This ability can't cause the total number of +1/+0 counters on this creature to be greater than seven. Activate only during your upkeep.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this artifact deals 1 damage to that player.

As this artifact enters, choose an opponent.
The chosen player's maximum hand size is four.

{2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

{1}: The next time an unblocked creature of your choice would deal combat damage to you this turn, prevent all but 1 of that damage.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exchange life totals with target opponent. Activate only during your upkeep.

This artifact enters tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

When this creature dies, you gain 2 life.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, sacrifice a land and this creature deals 1 damage to you.

{5}, {T}, Exile this artifact: The next time you would draw a card this turn, instead put a card you own from outside the game into your hand.

{4}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Snake artifact creature token. It has "Whenever this creature deals damage to a player, that player gets a poison counter."

{2}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

Defender
Whenever this creature blocks, put a -0/-1 counter on it.

Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

When this creature dies, add {C}{C}{C}{C}.

You may choose not to untap this artifact during your untap step.
{3}, {T}: Exile target creature and all Auras attached to it. Note the number and kind of counters that were on that creature. When this artifact leaves the battlefield or becomes untapped, return that exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control tapped with the noted number and kind of counters on it. If you do, return the other exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control attached to that permanent.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Look at a card at random in target player's hand. You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

Whenever a player casts an artifact spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Defender
{3}: This creature gets +3/-1 until end of turn and can attack this turn as though it didn't have defender. Activate only once each turn.

As long as this artifact is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.

Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.