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Target creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
Descend 4 — That creature gets -10/-10 until end of turn instead if there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard.

All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature an opponent controls would die this turn, exile it instead.

When Mephitic Draught enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Deathtouch
Whenever Preacher of the Schism attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.
Whenever Preacher of the Schism attacks while you have the most life or are tied for most life, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

When Primordial Gnawer dies, discover 3.

Whenever Queen's Bay Paladin enters or attacks, return up to one target Vampire card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. You lose life equal to its mana value.

When Rampaging Spiketail enters, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
Swampcycling {2}

Exile target creature, Vehicle, or nonbasic land. Scry 1.

Flying
Whenever Screaming Phantom attacks, mill a card.

When Skullcap Snail enters, target opponent exiles a card from their hand.

{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Soulcoil Viper: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or sacrifice a permanent.
Fathomless descent — Souls of the Lost's power is equal to the number of permanent cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Menace
At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Stalactite Stalker.
{2}{B}, Sacrifice Stalactite Stalker: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is Stalactite Stalker's power.

When Starving Revenant enters, surveil 2. Then for each card you put on top of your library, you draw a card and you lose 3 life.
Descend 8 — Whenever you draw a card, if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Deathtouch
Descend 4 — Whenever Stinging Cave Crawler attacks, if there are four or more permanent cards in your graveyard, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

When Synapse Necromage dies, create two 1/1 black Fungus creature tokens with "This creature can't block."

{T}, Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
{2}, {T}, Discard your hand: Transform Tarrian's Journal.

{T}: Add {B}.
{T}: You may cast a creature spell from your graveyard this turn. If you do, it enters with a finality counter on it and is a Vampire in addition to its other types.

Fathomless descent — All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of permanent cards in your graveyard.

When Tithing Blade enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
Craft with creature {4}{B}

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

When Visage of Dread enters, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose an artifact or creature card from it. That player discards that card.
Craft with two creatures {5}{B}

Menace
Whenever Dread Osseosaur enters or attacks, you may mill two cards.

{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on Vito's Inquisitor. It gains menace until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.