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Whenever one or more nontoken creatures die, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Madness {2}{B}

Gravecrawler can't block.
You may cast Gravecrawler from your graveyard as long as you control a Zombie.

Flying, lifelink
Pay 7 life: Draw seven cards.

When Haunted Dead enters, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
{1}{B}, Discard two cards: Return Haunted Dead from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast.
Creatures you control get -1/-1.

Lifelink
{2}, Sacrifice a creature: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Vampire you control.

Destroy target creature. You lose 2 life.

For each creature, its controller sacrifices it unless they pay X life.

When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

Whenever one or more other creatures die, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Exile target creature and all other creatures with the same name as that creature.
Flashback {5}{B}{B}

Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Morbid — That creature gets -13/-13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one —
• Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player gains 1 life.
• Each player with exactly 13 life loses the game, then each player loses 1 life.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Draw two cards.

Alchemist's Greeting deals 4 damage to target creature.
Madness {1}{R}

Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is 1 plus the number of cards named Ancestral Anger in your graveyard.
Draw a card.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn.

Escalate {3}
Choose one or both —
• Target creature gets +3/+0 until end of turn.
• Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, Burning Vengeance deals 2 damage to any target.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card or pay {5}.
Lightning Axe deals 5 damage to target creature.

Soulbond
As long as Lightning Mauler is paired with another creature, both creatures have haste.

All creatures have haste.

Create a red Elemental creature token with trample and "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard plus the number of cards with flashback you own in exile."
Flashback {6}{R}

Trample
Whenever Stromkirk Occultist deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card.
Madness {1}{R}