mtg.wtf

Defender
{T}: Thermo-Alchemist deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, untap Thermo-Alchemist.

You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice that creature at the beginning of the next end step.
Splice onto Arcane {2}{R}{R}

When Voldaren Epicure enters, it deals 1 damage to each opponent. Create a Blood token.

Enchant land
When Abundant Growth enters, draw a card.
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Reach, trample
When Bramble Wurm enters, you gain 5 life.
{2}{G}, Exile Bramble Wurm from your graveyard: You gain 5 life.

Creatures you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

Trample
Cultivator Colossus's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
When Cultivator Colossus enters, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped. If you do, draw a card and repeat this process.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard.

Mill three cards, then you may return a creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever Hamlet Captain attacks or blocks, other Humans you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Hexproof
Whenever a creature dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Lumberknot.

Reach
Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Flash
When Pack Guardian enters, you may discard a land card. If you do, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.

For each token you control, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.

{T}: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.

Create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each creature card in your graveyard.
Flashback {6}{B}

Trample
Splinterfright's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, mill two cards.

Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
Flashback {1}{W}

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Delirium — If there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, instead search your library for a creature or land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, investigate.
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
Flashback {3}{R}

Undying

Other Zombies you control get +1/+0.

When Bloodtithe Harvester enters, create a Blood token.
{T}, Sacrifice Bloodtithe Harvester: Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is twice the number of Blood tokens you control. Activate only as a sorcery.