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When you unlock this door, mill three cards, then return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Starting with the next opponent in turn order, each player chooses a creature you don't control. Destroy the chosen creatures.

Destroy target creature an opponent controls. That player loses 3 life. Exile Suspended Sentence with three time counters on it.
Suspend 3—{1}{B}

First strike, haste
Whenever a player taps a land for mana, if Barbflare Gremlin is tapped, that player adds one mana of any type that land produced. Then that land deals 1 damage to that player.

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, Gleeful Arsonist deals damage equal to its power to that player.
Undying

When you unlock this door, create three 1/1 red Devil creature tokens with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."

If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

Menace
Whenever Star Athlete attacks, choose up to one target nonland permanent. Its controller may sacrifice it. If they don't, Star Athlete deals 5 damage to that player.
Blitz {3}{R}

Reach
Colorless creatures you control enter with two additional +1/+1 counters on them.
Whenever Curator Beastie enters or attacks, manifest dread.

Trample, haste
Delirium — Whenever Demolisher Spawn attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, other attacking creatures get +4/+4 until end of turn.

For each opponent, choose up to one target artifact or enchantment that player controls. For each permanent chosen this way, its controller may exile it. Then if one or more of the chosen permanents are still on the battlefield, you search your library for up to that many land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

When you unlock this door, manifest dread, then put two +1/+1 counters and a trample counter on that creature.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, turn that creature face up or put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Changeling
Create an X/X colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling and deathtouch, where X is the number of land cards in your graveyard.
Retrace

Trample
Whenever you attack with one or more creatures, untap up to X lands, where X is the greatest power among those creatures.

Trample
At the beginning of combat on your turn, mill a card and choose an opponent at random. Ursine Monstrosity attacks that player this combat if able. Until end of turn, Ursine Monstrosity gains indestructible and gets +1/+1 for each card type among cards in your graveyard.

Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, and up to one target enchantment.
Delirium — Then if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is the total mana value of permanents destroyed this way.

As Phenomenon Investigators enters, choose Believe or Doubt.
• Believe — Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, create a 2/2 black Horror enchantment creature token.
• Doubt — At the beginning of your end step, you may return a nonland permanent you own to your hand. If you do, draw a card.

Indestructible
Whenever Giggling Skitterspike attacks, blocks, or becomes the target of a spell, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.
{5}: Monstrosity 5.

Morbid — At the beginning of each end step, if a creature died this turn, put a soul counter on Séance Board.
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of soul counters on Séance Board. Spend this mana only to cast instant, sorcery, Demon, and Spirit spells.

Return all artifact and enchantment cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Miracle {3}{W}

Flying
Other enchantment creatures you control have flying.
Whenever you attack a player, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token that's tapped and attacking that player.

Flying
Eerie — Whenever Fear of Sleep Paralysis or another enchantment you control enters and whenever you fully unlock a Room, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it.
Stun counters can't be removed from permanents your opponents control.

When Glitch Interpreter enters, if you control no face-down permanents, return Glitch Interpreter to its owner's hand and manifest dread.
Whenever one or more colorless creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

When They Came from the Pipes enters, manifest dread twice.
Whenever a face-down creature you control enters, draw a card.