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Bag of Stroopwafels enters the battlefield with eight stroopwafel counters on it.
{3}, {T}, Remove a stroopwafel counter from Bag of Stroopwafels: You gain 3 life and draw a card.

Whenever a creature you control dies, put an art counter on Famous Museum.
{T}: Add {C}, plus an additional {C} for each art counter on Famous Museum.

{T}, Discard a card: Choose a card name that hasn't been chosen among Who, What, When, Where, and Why. Create a copy of the card with the chosen name. You may cast the copy. (You still pay its costs. Who//What//When//Where//Why is a split card from Unhinged.)

Reach, defender
Commander spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever you cast a commander spell, create X 1/1 Stained Glass artifact creature tokens that are all colors, where X is the number of colors of that commander.

For Segovia! (When this Equipment enters the battlefield, create a -1/-1 blue Squid creature token, then attach this to it. Yes, it's a -1/-1 creature.)
Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has skulk (It can't be blocked by creatures with greater power.)
Equip {3}

Imprint — When Compleated Clone Shell enters the battlefield, look at four random cards from your sideboard and exile one face down.
When Compleated Clone Shell dies, turn the exiled card face up. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Pledge (Join a two-colored guild if you haven't already this game.)
{T}: Add three mana in any combination of your guild's colors

As Power Level Analyzer enters the battlefield, you and target opponent each secretly choose a number between 1 and 10, then reveal. Power Level Analyzer enters with a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the distance between the two numbers. If both players chose the same number, put seven +1/+1 counters on Power Level Analyzer instead.

Gingerbehemoth costs {2} less to cast for each Food you've sacrificed this turn.
Vigilance, trample
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbehemoth: You gain 6 life.

Megasunburst (This enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it for each color of mana spent to cast it)
Remove three +1/+1 counters from Sawtooth Avenger: Sawtooth Avenger gains your choice of deathtouch, lifelink, or menace until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards.
Equip {1}

Flying
If an opponent would create a Clue, they create a Blood instead. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Nim Mongoose enters the battlefield tapped.
Threshold — Nim Mongoose gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

First Strike
You can't cast Bad Knight if you're on the Mirran team.
If Bad Knight is on the battlefield at the end of the game, score an additional point for the Phyrexian team.

Incubate Dark Confidant 1. (Create an Incubator Dark Confidant token with a +1/+1 counter on it and "{2}: Transform this artifact." It transforms into Dark Confidant, except it's also a Phyrexian.)
Flashback {3}{B}, Pay 3 life.

Choose one —
• Cemetery Recruitment (Return a creature card from graveyard to hand, draw a card if it's a Zombie.)
• Duress (Look at their hand, make them discard a noncreature, nonland.)
• Human Frailty (Destroy target Human.)

When Impressive Rat dies, put a hole counter on target land you don't control. Whenever that land becomes tapped, you investigate. (The land continues to intrigue.)

({B/P} can be paid with either {B} or 2 life.)
Flying
When Phyrexian Chimney Imp dies, target opponent puts two cards from their hand on top of their library in any order.

Deathtouch
When Soul Drainer enters the battlefield, destroy target commander an opponent controls. Remove all commander damage that commander dealt to you. (You don't gain life, just treat it as though your commander damage from that commander is zero.)

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.)
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If X was 7 or greater, create a 7/7 black and red Demon creature token.

Destroy target creature not originally printed in an Argentum expansion. (Mirrodin, Darksteel, Fifth Dawn, Scars of Mirrodin, Mirrodin Besieged, New Phyrexia, and Phyrexia: All Will Be One are Argentum expansions. Argentum is Karn's original name for that plane, now you know!)

Spell commander (This card can be your commander. In Limited, it can partner like other monocolored legends.)
Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

When Magic Designer enters the battlefield, look at the top 10 cards of your library. You may reveal a playtest card from among them and put it into your hand, then put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Create a 4/4 Windmill artifact creature token with defender. When you do, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.
Miracle {0} (You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you may search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If enchanted creature is suspected, you search for two lands instead.