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Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)
Flying
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +2/+2 counter on each Vampire you control that dealt damage to that creature this turn.

Judge Call! — When The Wise Sable enters the battlefield, choose one of the following six cards at random: Blood Moon; Enraging Licid; Humility; Life and Limb; Opalescence; Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card. (One easy way to determine is to roll a D6.)

Double all your spells and abilities. (All spells and abilities cast, activated, or triggered by you are copied. Mana abilities produce twice as much mana.)

Flying, trample

Commander Suspend 4 — {B}{G} (You can suspend this from your hand or the command zone. If it's your commander, command tax applies to the suspend. The rest all works like suspend.)
Whenever Groaaaaag, Hungry Monster attacks, you may sacrifice any number of other creatures. Draw that many cards, gain that much life, and put that many +1/+1 counters on Groaaaaag.

Flying, vigilance, lifelink
Pay 8 life: Each creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Then, draw a card for each creature you control.

This spell can't be countered.
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 Phyrexian Serpent Squirrel artifact creature token named Toski's Coil with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Sacrifice another Serpent or Squirrel: Choose one —
• Target creature attacks this turn if able. Its activated abilities can't be activated this turn.
• Koma and Toski, Compleated gains indestructible until end of turn.

{T}: Add {U}{B}.

At the beginning of your end step, if more lands entered the battlefield under your control this turn than an opponent had enter during their last turn, draw a card. Then, not counting that draw, if you drew more cards this turn than an opponent drew on their last turn, you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Rulebreaker — If Daxiver, Izzet Electromancer is your Commander, you may include instant and sorcery cards of any color in your deck regardless of color identity.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast instant and sorcery spells.

As Ano'thr, Equipment Commander enters the battlefield, choose two abilities for it to gain —
• Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
• Equip costs you pay cost {1} less.
• Equipped creatures you control get +1/+1.
• Equipped creatures you control have haste.

During deck construction, name a Nephilim card originally printed in Guildpact. Awoken Nephilim has that card's color identity and is a copy of that card in all zones except it's also Legendary.

Other Merfolk you control get +1/+1.
When The Scholar of Seas enters the battlefield, choose one of the following cards at random and create a token that's a copy of it:
• Judge of Currents
• Merrow Reejerey
• Lord of Atlantis
• Merfolk Sovereign
• Sygg, River Guide
• Kumena, Tyrant of Orazca

Flying, trample, rampage 2
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Elder Dragons you control get +7/+7 until end of turn.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Eldest Dragon Highlander unless you pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

At the beginning of your end step, if your life total is on the lazy caterer's sequence, create a Food token. If it's a Fibonacci number, create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each Fractal you control. If it's a square number, put three +1/+1 counters on each creature you control whose power and toughness are equal. (You'll want to look these up.)

Draw three cards.

Search your library for a Battle card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

You gain 3 life. Draw three cards. Add {B}{B}{B}. This spell deals 3 damage to any target. Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

The Beleaguered Boxer can't be your Commander unless your deck is 100 cards and originally built out of no more than 36 booster packs, plus basic lands.
When The Beleaguered Boxer enters the battlefield, open a Magic booster pack. Remove up to three cards in your hand or graveyard from your deck permanently. For each card removed this way, add a card from that pack to your hand. Those cards are now permanently part of your deck.

Flying
Whenever The Dogronmaster or another Dragon or Dog enters the battlefield under your control, create a token that's a copy of the card Armadillo Cloak and attach it to that creature.

When The Duke of Midrange enters the battlefield, choose one of Thoughtseize, Lightning Bolt, or Abrupt Decay. Cast a copy of the chosen card.
The Duke of Midrange's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

{T}, Exile Black Tulip: Add three mana of any one color. You can't activate this ability until you've begun your sixth turn of the game. (Keep track if this is in your deck!)

Ward—You get two poison counters.
Annihilator X, where X is the total number of poison counters your opponents have.
When you cast That Which Was Compleated, you may put a card an opponent owns in exile into their graveyard. If you do, they get two poison counters.

When Cat Oven enters the battlefield, create a Food token.
{T}, Sacrifice a Food: Create a 1/1 black Cat creature token. Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Suspend 2—{2} (Deep Dish Pizza has no mana cost and must be suspended.)
{2}, Sacrifice Deep Dish Pizza: Gain 3 life, draw three cards, and Deep Dish Pizza deals 3 damage to each opponent.