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• Charge Them — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
• Befriend Them — Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

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• Make a Retreat — Return target creature you control to its owner's hand.
• Stand and Fight — Target creature gets +1/+3 until end of turn.

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• Stall for Time — Tap up to three target creatures.
• Call for Aid — Create three 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

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• Threaten the Merchant — Each creature blocks this turn if able.
• Bribe the Guards — You create a Treasure token for each opponent who was dealt damage this turn.

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• Pray for Protection — Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
• Strike a Deal — You and target opponent each draw two cards.

First strike
Cohort — {T}, Tap an untapped Ally you control: Zada's Commando deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1. If that spell's mana value is 5 or greater, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token. If that spell's mana value is 10 or greater, Zaffai, Thunder Conductor deals 10 damage to an opponent chosen at random.

Domain — Whenever Zar Ojanen, Scion of Efrava becomes tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with toughness less than the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Domain — Whenever Zar Ojanen, Scion of Efrava enters or becomes tapped, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control with toughness less than the number of basic land types among lands you control.

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
Corrupted — As long as an opponent has three or more poison counters, enchanted creature gets an additional +1/+0 and has first strike.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may put a quest counter on Zektar Shrine Expedition.
Remove three quest counters from Zektar Shrine Expedition and sacrifice it: Create a 7/1 red Elemental creature token with trample and haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Hive Mind — Whenever a player mills one or more creature cards, you create a 1/1 black Horror creature token.
{1}, {T}: Target player mills three cards.
Choose a Background

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 2/2 green Elemental creature token.

Bloodrush — {1}{R}{G}, Discard Zhur-Taa Swine: Target attacking creature gets +5/+4 until end of turn.

Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has an activated ability.
Abilities you activate that aren't mana abilities cost {2} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana.
{1}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn.

Ravenous
Flying, ward {2}
Warp Blast — When Zoanthrope enters, it deals X damage to any target.

{TK}{TK} — First strike
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/2

Morph—Pay 5 life.

Cohort — {T}, Tap an untapped Ally you control: Target opponent loses 2 life.

Body-print — {2}{U}: Tap another target creature and put a stun counter on it. Zygon Infiltrator becomes a copy of that creature for as long as that creature remains tapped. Activate only as a sorcery.