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Create X 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens with decayed, where X is half the number of creature cards in your graveyard, rounded up.
Flashback {3}{B}{G}

When Ghoulraiser enters the battlefield, return a Zombie card at random from your graveyard to your hand.

For each player, choose a creature card in that player's graveyard. Put those cards onto the battlefield under your control. They're black Zombies in addition to their other colors and types and they gain decayed.

Whenever Giant Badger blocks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Menace
Double team

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

{1}{W}, {T}: Tap target creature.

Reach

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a creature card, it perpetually gets +3/+3.

Conjure X random cards from Giant Secrets's spellbook into your hand.

Reach

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

Giant Tortoise gets +0/+3 as long as it's untapped.

{1}{R}{G}, {T}: Exile Giant Trap Door Spider and target creature without flying that's attacking you.

As long as it's your turn, Gideon Blackblade is a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to Gideon Blackblade during your turn.
[+1]: Up to one other target creature you control gains your choice of vigilance, lifelink, or indestructible until end of turn.
[–6]: Exile target nonland permanent.

[+2]: During target opponent's next turn, creatures that player controls attack Gideon Jura if able.
[–2]: Destroy target tapped creature.
[0]: Until end of turn, Gideon Jura becomes a 6/6 Human Soldier creature that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.

[+1]: Until your next turn, prevent all damage target permanent would deal.
[0]: Until end of turn, Gideon of the Trials becomes a 4/4 Human Soldier creature with indestructible that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
[0]: You get an emblem with "As long as you control a Gideon planeswalker, you can't lose the game and your opponents can't win the game."

As Gideon's Intervention enters the battlefield, choose a card name.
Your opponents can't cast spells with the chosen name.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and permanents you control by sources with the chosen name.

Target creature gets +2/+1 and gains flying until end of turn.

Deathtouch, lifelink

Search your library for up to four cards with different names and reveal them. Target opponent chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into your graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then shuffle.

You may have Gigantoplasm enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has "{X}: This creature has base power and toughness X/X."

Shroud
At the beginning of your upkeep, if Gigapede is in your graveyard, you may discard a card. If you do, return Gigapede to your hand.

{T}: Add {G}. When you spend this mana to cast a spell with mana value 6 or greater, draw a card.
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