Unfinity

Unfinity contains 640 cards.
Released: 2022-10-07
Base set size: 244 cards.
Standard Procedure

Standard Procedure

Instant
{1}, Reveal Standard Procedure from your hand: Choose an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less currently legal in the Standard format. Standard Procedure becomes that card until end of turn.
Can it be Lightning Bolt yet?
Aerialephant

Aerialephant {3}{W}

Creature - Elephant Performer
Flying
When Aerialephant enters the battlefield, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Everyone wants to talk about the elephant in this room.
3/2
Assembled Ensemble

Assembled Ensemble {4}{W}

Artifact Creature - Clown Robot Bard
Vigilance
Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control.
Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
Known for their hit single "Your Wait from This Point Is Seven Hours."
*/6
Bar Entry

Bar Entry {3}{W}

Instant
Choose one —
• Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
• Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)
"You will either begin or end the ride no taller than this."
_____ Bird Gets the Worm

_____ Bird Gets the Worm {3}{W}{W}

Creature - Bird Guest
Flying
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker.
It's not like anyone else really wanted it.
2/4
Clowning Around

Clowning Around {1}{W}

Sorcery
Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The Astrotorium's Clown-Bots are programmed to delight attendees by any means necessary.
Complaints Clerk

Complaints Clerk {3}{W}

Creature - Beast Employee
When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The longest lines in the park.
3/3
Far Out

Far Out {2}{W}

Enchantment
Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can't choose any mode more than once.
Memories that will technically last the rest of your life.
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun

Form of the Approach of the Second Sun {4}{W}

Enchantment
When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head.
When you draw yourself, you win the game.
When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.
Get Your Head in the Game

Get Your Head in the Game {2}{W}

Enchantment
Flash
When Get Your Head in the Game enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) with your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).
Gobsmacked

Gobsmacked {1}{W}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant nonland permanent
As Gobsmacked enters the battlefield, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and it's activated abilities can't be activated.
You haven't see it until you see it in 6-D.
A Good Day to Pie

A Good Day to Pie {1}{W}

Instant
Tap up to two target creatures.
Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return A Good Day to Pie from your graveyard to your hand.
"What could be funnier than one big pie to the face? Unless . . . no. Could it be that simple?"
—Pietra, Crafter of Clowns
Hat Trick

Hat Trick {1}{W}

Instant
Target blocking or blocked creature you control get +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn.
"Behold the power of my hat and the ghosts of two other hats I used to own!"
Impounding Lot-Bot

Impounding Lot-Bot {3}{W}

Artifact Creature - Robot
When Impounding Lot-Bot enters the battlefield, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until Impounding Lot-Bot leaves the battlefield.
Not all tickets can be exchanged for prizes.
3/4
Jetpack Janitor

Jetpack Janitor {2}{W}

Creature - Human Employee
Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
"'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."
3/2
Katerina of Myra's Marvels

Katerina of Myra's Marvels {2}{W}{W}

Legendary Creature - Human Performer
As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters the battlefield, choose a letter.
Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying.
Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)
3/3
Knight in _____ Armor

Knight in _____ Armor {1}{W}

Creature - Human Knight Performer
First strike
As this creature enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it.
This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.
The lucky armor stopped lightning and lasers, but sadly, also love.
2/1
Leading Performance

Leading Performance {1}{W}

Sorcery
Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters.
"If people are always on the edge of their seats, we can save money on chair backs."
—Myra the Magnificent
Main Event Horizon

Main Event Horizon {3}{W}{W}

Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z.
Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.
"Anna and Blaine said the ride was awesome. Yolanda and Zachary aren't back yet."
Now You See Me . . .

Now You See Me . . . {W}

Instant
Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.
With enough showmanship, even mundane items like playing cards or molecular teleports can produced a mesmerizing spectacle.
Park Bleater

Park Bleater {2}{W}

Creature - Goat Employee
Whenever another creature you own enters the battlefield, you get {TK}.
{W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered the battlefield this turn.
Once he stopped eating tickets, Bixby was a model employee.
2/2
Park Re-Entry

Park Re-Entry {3}{W}{W}

Sorcery
Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
"Control to Truss. Chief, the entry scan software is reading babies as hot dogs. Again."
—Glaxxar, engineering assistant
Pin Collection

Pin Collection {X}{W}

Artifact - Equipment
When Pin Collection enters the battlefield, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on Pin Collection.
Equip {2}
Ride Guide

Ride Guide {4}{W}

Creature - Human Employee
When Ride Guide enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
"When riding Erebo's Whip, remember to keep your arms, legs, and any strange flailing appendages inside the vehicle at all times."
4/4
Robo-Piñata

Robo-Piñata {2}{W}

Artifact Creature - Clown Robot
When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one —
• You get {TK}{TK}.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
"I AM FILLED WITH DELICIOUS CANDY. I AM NOT A TRICK."
2/1