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Anger

Anger {3}{R}

Creature - Incarnation
Haste
As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.
2/2
Chord of Calling

Chord of Calling {X}{G}{G}{G}

Instant
Convoke
Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Baylen, the Haymaker

Baylen, the Haymaker {R}{G}{W}
(Miyamoto Usagi)

Legendary Creature - Rabbit Warrior
Tap two untapped tokens you control: Add one mana of any color.
Tap three untapped tokens you control: Draw a card.
Tap four untapped tokens you control: Put three +1/+1 counters on Baylen. It gains trample until end of turn.
4/3
Felidar Retreat

Felidar Retreat {3}{W}
(Katsuichi's Peace)

Enchantment
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one —
• Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.
"The keenest swords are kept in their scabbards."
—Katsuichi Sensei
Master of Ceremonies

Master of Ceremonies {3}{W}

Creature - Rhino Druid
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money, friends, or secrets. For each player who chose money, you and that player each create a Treasure token. For each player who chose friends, you and that player each create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. For each player who chose secrets, you and that player each draw a card.
3/4
Second Harvest

Second Harvest {2}{G}{G}

Instant
For each token you control, create a token that's a copy of that permanent.
"I am the Blade of the Gods, and they direct me to find and destroy all the evil in the world, including you, Usagi!"
—Jei
Sunforger

Sunforger {3}
(The Grass-Cutting Sword)

Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +4/+0.
{R}{W}, Unattach this Equipment: Search your library for a red or white instant card with mana value 4 or less and cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then shuffle.
Equip {3}
One of three treasures given by the Gods, found in the tail of an eight-headed dragon.
Duty Beyond Death

Duty Beyond Death {1}{W}

Instant
As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
Spell Pierce

Spell Pierce {U}

Instant
Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
"One does not need to be stronger than their opponent. You need only force them to play their hand before you've shown your own."
—Forces of Negation: A Study in Countermagic
Zombify

Zombify {3}{B}

Sorcery
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
"Calling the dead isn't difficult. Commanding them once they answer, however, is a different story."
—Professor Vess
Related card: The Mystical Archive
Abrade

Abrade {1}{R}

Instant
Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.
"We learn so much from the relics we find. What might we have learned from the relics we lost?"
—Kirol
Related cards: Kayla's Kindling • The Mystical Archive
Shared Roots

Shared Roots {1}{G}

Sorcery - Lesson
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
"Awed by the strength of their love, the Dawn Prince bound them together for eternity, and around them a great forest grew."
—Tales of the Fae
Expropriate

Expropriate {7}{U}{U}

Sorcery
Council's dilemma — Starting with you, each player votes for time or money. For each time vote, take an extra turn after this one. For each money vote, choose a permanent owned by the voter and gain control of it. Exile Expropriate.
Could be worse. You had a choice.
Narset, Parter of Veils

Narset, Parter of Veils {1}{U}{U}

Legendary Planeswalker - Narset
Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn.
[–2]: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Loyalty:
5
Worst Fears

Worst Fears {7}{B}

Sorcery
You control target player during that player's next turn. Exile Worst Fears.
It's absolutely time for a blow out.
Scrawling Crawler

Scrawling Crawler {3}

Artifact Creature - Phyrexian Construct
At the beginning of your upkeep, each player draws a card.
Whenever an opponent draws a card, that player loses 1 life.
"Take a deep breath. Relax. Open your mind."
3/2
Winter Orb

Winter Orb {2}

Artifact
As long as this artifact is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.
Amazing how you can make such a dense little ball out of thirty-plus years of other people's frustration.
Kibo, Uktabi Prince

Kibo, Uktabi Prince {2}{G}
(Monkey, Awakened to Emptiness)

Legendary Creature - Monkey Noble
{T}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life."
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's an Ape or a Monkey.
Whenever Kibo attacks, defending player sacrifices an artifact of their choice.
2/2
Ilharg, the Raze-Boar

Ilharg, the Raze-Boar {3}{R}{R}
(Pigsy of the Eight Precepts)

Legendary Creature - Boar God
Trample
Whenever Ilharg attacks, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Return that creature to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.
When Ilharg dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.
6/6
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs

Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs {3}{R}{R}
(Sandy, Awakened to Purity)

Legendary Creature - Ogre Warrior
Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you're the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature's controller pays {3}.
"Enough with the monkey business already! The pig business, too! Our master's life is at stake!"
5/4
Dosan the Falling Leaf

Dosan the Falling Leaf {1}{G}{G}
(Tripitaka, Seeker from Tang)

Legendary Creature - Human Monk
Players can cast spells only during their own turns.
"I am but a poor monk with no real power, magic or otherwise! I've no choice but to rely on my three rather fearsome disciples to survive!"
2/2
Quest for Renewal

Quest for Renewal {1}{G}

Enchantment
Whenever a creature you control becomes tapped, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment.
As long as there are four or more quest counters on this enchantment, untap all creatures you control during each other player's untap step.
No journey is difficult. Only your mind makes it so.
Zada, Hedron Grinder

Zada, Hedron Grinder {3}{R}

Legendary Creature - Goblin Ally
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Zada, copy that spell for each other creature you control that the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.
Full of pluck, full of cunning, full of ground-up Eldrazi-powered goblin golem parts.
3/3
Krenko, Mob Boss

Krenko, Mob Boss {2}{R}{R}

Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
{T}: Create X 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens, where X is the number of Goblins you control.
While a devious leader, he's also a proud family man. It's hard work to feed so many bitey mouths!
3/3
Pashalik Mons

Pashalik Mons {2}{R}

Legendary Creature - Goblin Warrior
Whenever Pashalik Mons or another Goblin you control dies, Pashalik Mons deals 1 damage to any target.
{3}{R}, Sacrifice a Goblin: Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.
He liked naming things after himself and was insistent on proper punctuation.
2/2