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Monologue Tax {2}{W}

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts their second spell each turn, you create a Treasure token.

"Your unsolicited words enrich us all. Please, continue."
—Yold, professor of cryptorelicology

Pariah {2}{W}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature
All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to enchanted creature instead.

A valient knight's life has no meaning without honor.

Test of Endurance {2}{W}{W}

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 50 or more life, you win the game.

Most wars are won not by those with the best tactics or truest cause but simply by the ones left standing.

Mechanized Production {2}{U}{U}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant artifact you control
At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of enchanted artifact. Then if you control eight or more artifacts with the same name as one another, you win the game.

"Give me eight walkers, I'll give you the city."
—Dovin Baan

Mystic Remora {U}

Enchantment

Cumulative upkeep
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays .

Ghoulish Impetus {2}{B}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1, has deathtouch, and is goaded.
When enchanted creature dies, return Ghoulish Impetus to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step.

Liliana's Contract {3}{B}{B}

Enchantment

When Liliana's Contract enters, you draw four cards and you lose 4 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control four or more Demons with different names, you win the game.

Immortality is worth any price.

Shiny Impetus {2}{R}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded.
Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token.

Fertile Ground {1}{G}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

The true strength of nature is not the raging storm or the charging rhino, but the inexorable vitality of life.

Lignify {1}{G}

Kindred Enchantment - Treefolk Aura

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Treefolk with base power and toughness 0/4 and loses all abilities.

Bulgo paused, puzzled. What was that rustling sound, and why did he feel so stiff? And how could his feet be so thirsty?

Mayael's Aria {R}{G}{W}

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control if you control a creature with power 5 or greater. Then you gain 10 life if you control a creature with power 10 or greater. Then you win the game if you control a creature with power 20 or greater.

Trace of Abundance {R/W}{G}

Enchantment - Aura

Enchant land
Enchanted land has shroud.
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Crib Swap {2}{W}

Kindred Instant - Shapeshifter

Changeling
Exile target creature. Its controller creates a 1/1 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling.

Homeward Path

Land

: Add .
: Each player gains control of all creatures they own.

"I carry the memory of home wherever I go. It's not a weight that burdens me, but a promise that I will one day see fulfilled."
—Diary of Azusa

Go-Shintai of Life's Origin {3}{G}

Legendary Enchantment Creature - Shrine

, : Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Whenever Go-Shintai of Life's Origin or another nontoken Shrine you control enters, create a 1/1 colorless Shrine enchantment creature token.

3/4

Jace, the Mind Sculptor {2}{U}{U}

Legendary Planeswalker - Jace

: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library.
: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
: Return target creature to its owner's hand.
: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.

Loyalty:

Doom Blade {1}{B}

Instant

Destroy target nonblack creature.

tALk aBoUt puTtINg tHe "OW!" in "sHAdOw"!

Related card: Key to the Archive

Massacre {2}{B}{B}

Sorcery

If an opponent controls a Plains and you control a Swamp, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.

"oH nO! uR sOOoo sCaRy! ROFL, I'M DYIN!"

Torment of Hailfire {X}{B}{B}

Sorcery

Repeat the following process X times. Each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent of their choice or discards a card.

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Ruination {3}{R}

Sorcery

Destroy all nonbasic lands.

oUcHy-wAh-wAh, pLs dOn'T cRY!

Mogis, God of Slaughter {2}{B}{R}

Legendary Enchantment Creature - God

Indestructible
As long as your devotion to black and red is less than seven, Mogis isn't a creature.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Mogis deals 2 damage to that player unless they sacrifice a creature of their choice.

7/5

Garruk, Caller of Beasts {4}{G}{G}

Legendary Planeswalker - Garruk

: Reveal the top five cards of your library. Put all creature cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
: You may put a green creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may search your library for a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle."

Loyalty: