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Topiary Stomper

Topiary Stomper {1}{G}{G}

Creature - Plant Dinosaur
Vigilance
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
This creature can't attack or block unless you control seven or more lands.
4/4
Undercover Operative

Undercover Operative {2}{U}{U}

Creature - Shapeshifter Rogue
You may have this creature enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it enters with a shield counter on it if you control that creature.
0/0
Workshop Warchief

Workshop Warchief {3}{G}{G}

Creature - Rhino Warrior
Trample
When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.
When this creature dies, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.
Blitz {4}{G}{G}
5/3
Cut of the Profits

Cut of the Profits {X}{B}{B}

Sorcery
Casualty 3
You draw X cards and you lose X life.
Evolving Door

Evolving Door {2}{G}

Artifact
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Count the colors of the sacrificed creature, then search your library for a creature card that's exactly that many colors plus one. Exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.
Corpse Explosion

Corpse Explosion {1}{B}{R}

Sorcery
As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile a creature card from your graveyard.
Corpse Explosion deals damage equal to the exiled card's power to each creature and each planeswalker.
Unlicensed Hearse

Unlicensed Hearse {2}

Artifact - Vehicle
{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.
Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it.
Crew 2
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Getaway Car

Getaway Car {3}

Artifact - Vehicle
Haste
Whenever this Vehicle attacks or blocks, return up to one target creature that crewed it this turn to its owner's hand.
Crew 1
4/3
Mysterious Limousine

Mysterious Limousine {3}{W}{W}

Artifact - Vehicle
Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, exile up to one other target creature until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield. If a creature is put into exile this way, return each other card exiled with this Vehicle to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Crew 2
4/4
Shakedown Heavy

Shakedown Heavy {2}{B}

Creature - Ogre Warrior
Menace
Whenever this creature attacks, defending player may have you draw a card. If they do, untap this creature and remove it from combat.
6/4
Ledger Shredder

Ledger Shredder {1}{U}

Creature - Bird Advisor
Flying
Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, this creature connives.
1/3
Black Market Tycoon

Black Market Tycoon {R}{G}

Creature - Cat Rogue
At the beginning of your upkeep, this creature deals 2 damage to you for each Treasure you control.
{T}: Create a Treasure token.
2/2
Reservoir Kraken

Reservoir Kraken {2}{U}{U}

Creature - Kraken
Trample, ward {2}
At the beginning of each combat, if this creature is untapped, any opponent may tap an untapped creature they control. If they do, tap this creature and create a 1/1 blue Fish creature token with "This token can't be blocked."
6/6
Structural Assault

Structural Assault {3}{R}{R}

Sorcery
Destroy all artifacts, then Structural Assault deals damage to each creature equal to the number of artifacts that were put into graveyards from the battlefield this turn.
Devilish Valet

Devilish Valet {2}{R}

Creature - Devil Warrior
Trample, haste
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, double this creature's power until end of turn.
1/3
Extraction Specialist

Extraction Specialist {2}{W}

Creature - Human Rogue
Lifelink
When this creature enters, return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature can't attack or block for as long as you control this creature.
3/2
Park Heights Pegasus

Park Heights Pegasus {G}{W}

Creature - Pegasus
Flying, trample
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if you had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under your control this turn.
2/1
Hoard Hauler

Hoard Hauler {3}{R}

Artifact - Vehicle
Trample
Whenever this Vehicle deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token for each artifact they control.
Crew 3
5/5
Professional Face-Breaker

Professional Face-Breaker {2}{R}

Creature - Human Warrior
Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
2/3
Gala Greeters

Gala Greeters {1}{G}

Creature - Elf Druid
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
• Create a tapped Treasure token.
• You gain 2 life.
1/1
Cut Your Losses

Cut Your Losses {4}{U}{U}

Sorcery
Casualty 2
Target player mills half their library, rounded down.
Sanguine Spy

Sanguine Spy {2}{B}

Creature - Vampire Rogue
Menace, lifelink
{1}, Sacrifice another creature: Surveil 1.
At the beginning of your end step, if there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.
2/3
Meeting of the Five

Meeting of the Five {3}{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}

Sorcery
Exile the top ten cards of your library. You may cast spells with exactly three colors from among them this turn. Add {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G}. Spend this mana only to cast spells with exactly three colors.
Arcane Bombardment

Arcane Bombardment {4}{R}{R}

Enchantment
Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, exile an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard. Then copy each card exiled with this enchantment. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.
Body Launderer

Body Launderer {2}{B}{B}

Creature - Ogre Rogue
Deathtouch
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, this creature connives.
When this creature dies, return another target non-Rogue creature card with equal or lesser power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
3/3