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Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you get {E}{E}.
Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature that's blocking equipped creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile the chosen creature. Otherwise, Plasma Caster deals 1 damage to it.
Equip {2}

Squad {2}
When Powder Ganger enters, destroy up to one target artifact.

First strike
Raid — At end of combat on your turn, if you attacked this turn, create a Junk token for each opponent you attacked.
Whenever you sacrifice a Junk, add {R}.

Haste
Whenever Synth Eradicator attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may get {E}{E}. If you don't, you may play that card this turn.
{T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Synth Eradicator deals 3 damage to any target.

Squad—{1}, Discard a card.
When Thrill-Kill Disciple dies, create a Junk token.

Menace
Whenever Veronica, Dissident Scribe attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Whenever you discard one or more nonland cards for the first time each turn, create a Junk token.

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. Put a +1/+1 counter on that token for each Aura and Equipment attached to this creature other than Animal Friend."

Vigilance, reach
When Harold and Bob, First Numens dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield. It's an Aura enchantment with enchant Forest you control and "Enchanted Forest has '{T}: Add three mana of any one color. You get two rad counters.'" Harold and Bob loses all other abilities.

Vigilance
Lily Bowen, Raging Grandma enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, double the number of +1/+1 counters on Lily Bowen if its power is 16 or less. Otherwise, remove all but one +1/+1 counter from it, then you gain 1 life for each +1/+1 counter removed this way.

Equipped creature has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put that many +1/+1 counters on it."
Equip {2}

Vigilance, trample
Rampaging Yao Guai enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When Rampaging Yao Guai enters, destroy any number of target artifacts and/or enchantments with total mana value X or less.

Enchant creature
Equip abilities you activate that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to activate.
Aura spells you cast that target enchanted creature cost {3} less to cast.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 for each Aura and Equipment attached to it.

Ward {2}
Enrage — Whenever Strong is dealt damage, you get three rad counters and put three +1/+1 counters on Strong.
You gain life rather than lose life from radiation.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may get two rad counters.
{T}: Put target land card in a graveyard that was milled this turn onto the battlefield under your control tapped.

Trample
Agent Frank Horrigan has indestructible as long as it attacked this turn.
Whenever Agent Frank Horrigan enters or attacks, proliferate twice.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 9/10 and has indestructible.

{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. Put a quest counter on Arcade Gannon.
For Auld Lang Syne — Once during each of your turns, you may cast an artifact or Human spell from your graveyard with mana value less than or equal to the number of quest counters on Arcade Gannon.

Whenever Boomer Scrapper enters or attacks, you lose 1 life and create a Junk token.
Whenever a token you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Boomer Scrapper.

During your turn, Cait, Cage Brawler has indestructible.
Whenever Cait attacks, you and defending player each draw a card, then discard a card. Put two +1/+1 counters on Cait if you discarded the card with the highest mana value among those cards or tied for highest.

Vigilance
Whenever Cass or another creature you control dies, if it was enchanted or equipped, return any number of Aura cards that were attached to it from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to target creature, then attach any number of Equipment that were attached to it to that creature.

Lifelink
Exploit
Other legendary creatures you control have exploit.
Whenever a creature you control exploits a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Vigilance
Whenever Desdemona, Freedom's Edge attacks, target creature card in your graveyard that's an artifact or that has mana value 3 or less gains escape until end of turn. The escape cost is equal to its mana cost plus exile two other cards from your graveyard.

Creature tokens you control have training.
Blind Betrayal — Sacrifice another creature: Elder Arthur Maxson gains indestructible until end of turn.

Counter target spell. You get an amount of {E} equal to its mana value.