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Masters Edition II

Flame Spirit {4}{R}

Creature - Elemental Spirit

: Flame Spirit gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

"The spirit of the flame is the spirit of change."
—Lovisa Coldeyes, Balduvian chieftain

2/3

Glacial Crevasses {2}{R}

Enchantment

Sacrifice a snow Mountain: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

"We were chasing Lim-Dûl when the ridge in front of us suddenly crumbled. I can't believe it was mere coincidence."
—Lucilde Fiksdotter, leader of the Order of the White Shield

Goblin Ski Patrol {1}{R}

Creature - Goblin

: Goblin Ski Patrol gets +2/+0 and gains flying. Its controller sacrifices it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only once and only if you control a snow Mountain.

"AIIIEEEE!"
—Ib Halfheart, goblin tactician

1/1

Gorilla Shaman {R}

Creature - Ape Shaman

: Destroy target noncreature artifact with mana value X.

"Each generation teaches the next that artifice is the enemy of natural order."
—Kaysa, elder druid of the Juniper Order

1/1

Imperial Recruiter {2}{R}

Creature - Human Advisor

When Imperial Recruiter enters, search your library for a creature card with power 2 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

1/1

Incinerate {1}{R}

Instant

Incinerate deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.

"Yes, I think 'toast' is an appropriate description."
—Jaya Ballard, task mage

Ironclaw Orcs {1}{R}

Creature - Orc

Ironclaw Orcs can't block creatures with power 2 or greater.

Generations of genetic weeding have given rise to the deviously cowardly Ironclaw clan.

2/2

Karplusan Giant {6}{R}

Creature - Giant

Tap an untapped snow land you control: Karplusan Giant gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

"They aren't the brightest or the quickest of giants. For that matter, the same holds true if you compare them to rocks."
—Disa the Restless, journal entry

3/3

Lava Burst {X}{R}

Sorcery

Lava Burst deals X damage to any target. If Lava Burst would deal damage to a creature, that damage can't be prevented or dealt instead to another permanent or player.

"Overkill? This isn't a game of Kick-the-Ouphe!"
—Jaya Ballard, task mage

Meteor Shower {X}{X}{R}

Sorcery

Meteor Shower deals X plus 1 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

"Eenie, meenie, minie, moe . . . oh, why not all of them?"
—Jaya Ballard, task mage

Creatures without flying don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may choose any number of tapped creatures without flying they control and pay for each creature chosen this way. If the player does, untap those creatures.

Orc General {2}{R}

Creature - Orc Warrior

, Sacrifice another Orc or Goblin: Other Orc creatures get +1/+1 until end of turn.

"Your army must fear you more than the enemy. Only then will you triumph."
—Malga Phlegmtooth

2/2

Orcish Cannoneers {1}{R}{R}

Creature - Orc Warrior

: Orcish Cannoneers deals 2 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.

"It's a thankless job, and you'll probably die in an explosion. But the pay is pretty good."
—Toothlicker Harj, orcish captain

1/3

Orcish Captain {R}

Creature - Orc Warrior

: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, target Orc creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. If you lose the flip, it gets -0/-2 until end of turn.

There's a chance to win every battle.

1/1

Orcish Conscripts {R}

Creature - Orc

Orcish Conscripts can't attack unless at least two other creatures attack.
Orcish Conscripts can't block unless at least two other creatures block.

2/2

Orcish Farmer {1}{R}{R}

Creature - Orc

: Target land becomes a Swamp until its controller's next untap step.

"Yes, the farmers keep our soldiers fed. But why do they have to make every battlefield a pigpen?"
—Toothlicker Harj, orcish captain

2/2

Orcish Lumberjack {R}

Creature - Orc

, Sacrifice a Forest: Add three mana in any combination of and/or .

"How did I ever let myself get talked into this project?"
—Toothlicker Harj, orcish captain

1/1

Orcish Squatters {4}{R}

Creature - Orc

Whenever Orcish Squatters attacks and isn't blocked, you may gain control of target land defending player controls for as long as you control Orcish Squatters. If you do, Orcish Squatters assigns no combat damage this turn.

2/3

Orcish Veteran {2}{R}

Creature - Orc

Orcish Veteran can't block white creatures with power 2 or greater.
: Orcish Veteran gains first strike until end of turn.

Unsuccessful in their early battle for Montford, the orcs quickly tempered their bloodlust with cowardice.

2/2

Panic {R}

Instant

Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared.
Target creature can't block this turn.
Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.

"If you'd been there, you would've run from that deer, too!"
—Jaya Ballard, Task Mage

Pillage {1}{R}{R}

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.

"Were they to reduce us to ash, we would clog their throats and sting their eyes in payment."
—Lovisa Coldeyes, Balduvian chieftain

Pyrokinesis {4}{R}{R}

Instant

You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.

"Anybody want some . . . toast?"
—Jaya Ballard, task mage

Retribution {2}{R}{R}

Sorcery

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same opponent. That player chooses and sacrifices one of those creatures. Put a -1/-1 counter on the other.

Related card: Apocalypse Chime

Rogue Skycaptain {2}{R}

Creature - Human Rogue Mercenary

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a wage counter on Rogue Skycaptain. You may pay for each wage counter on it. If you don't, remove all wage counters from Rogue Skycaptain and an opponent gains control of it.

3/4

Stone Spirit {4}{R}

Creature - Elemental Spirit

Stone Spirit can't be blocked by creatures with flying.

"The spirit of the stone is the spirit of strength."
—Lovisa Coldeyes, Balduvian chieftain

4/3

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Masters Edition II

Flame Spirit {4}{R}

Glacial Crevasses {2}{R}

Goblin Ski Patrol {1}{R}

Gorilla Shaman {R}

Imperial Recruiter {2}{R}

Incinerate {1}{R}

Ironclaw Orcs {1}{R}

Karplusan Giant {6}{R}

Lava Burst {X}{R}

Meteor Shower {X}{X}{R}

Mudslide {2}{R}

Orc General {2}{R}

Orcish Cannoneers {1}{R}{R}

Orcish Captain {R}

Orcish Conscripts {R}

Orcish Farmer {1}{R}{R}

Orcish Lumberjack {R}

Orcish Squatters {4}{R}

Orcish Veteran {2}{R}

Panic {R}

Pillage {1}{R}{R}

Pyrokinesis {4}{R}{R}

Retribution {2}{R}{R}

Rogue Skycaptain {2}{R}

Stone Spirit {4}{R}