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Liliana, Dreadhorde General {4}{B}{B}

Legendary Planeswalker - Liliana

Whenever a creature you control dies, draw a card.
: Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
: Each player sacrifices two creatures of their choice.
: Each opponent chooses a permanent they control of each permanent type and sacrifices the rest.

Loyalty:

Macabre Waltz {1}{B}

Sorcery

Return up to two target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand, then discard a card.

Liliana is never one to follow someone else's lead.

Marauding Blight-Priest {2}{B}

Creature - Vampire Cleric

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

"The vampires never had gods. We followed our bloodchiefs. Now they are gone. What is left? Destruction and death, my friends. That is enough."

3/2

Painful Quandary {3}{B}{B}

Enchantment

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, that player loses 5 life unless they discard a card.

In Mishra's desperation to destroy his brother, he allowed Gix to destroy him instead.

Phyrexian Arena {1}{B}{B}

Enchantment

At the beginning of your upkeep, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

A spark of resistance against a tide of corruption.

Pilfer {1}{B}

Sorcery

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

To the merchant, it was nothing more than a few missing trinkets. To Tinybones, it was the greatest heist of all time.

Reassembling Skeleton {1}{B}

Creature - Skeleton Warrior

: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

"If none of the bones are original, is it even the same skele—aaagh!"
—Mort the Philosopher, last words

1/1

Related cards: Bind to Secrecy • Boneyard Aberration

Rise of the Dark Realms {7}{B}{B}

Sorcery

Put all creature cards from all graveyards onto the battlefield under your control.

"For every living person there are generations of dead. Which realm would you rather rule?"
—Liliana Vess

Rune-Scarred Demon {5}{B}{B}

Creature - Demon

Flying
When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

The litany of the infernal on his flesh pulses to the beating of his dark heart.

6/6

Stromkirk Bloodthief {2}{B}

Creature - Vampire Rogue

At the beginning of your end step, if an opponent lost life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target Vampire you control.

Unlike Innistrad's more ostentatious vampire families, Stromkirk vampires take pride in silence and subterfuge.

2/2

Related card: Ominous Traveler

Vampire Nighthawk {1}{B}{B}

Creature - Vampire Shaman

Flying
Deathtouch
Lifelink

2/3

Zombify {3}{B}

Sorcery

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

"The first birth celebrates life. The second birth mocks it."
—Mystic elder

Abrade {1}{R}

Instant

Choose one —
• Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Destroy target artifact.

The desert is a voracious beast, devouring both flesh and stone.

Related card: Kayla's Kindling

Axgard Cavalry {1}{R}

Creature - Dwarf Berserker

: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Riding the goat
—Dwarven expression meaning
"a foolhardy act of bravery"

2/2

Brass's Bounty {6}{R}

Sorcery

For each land you control, create a Treasure token.

"Why squabble for trinkets when we could be living large off all this gold?"
—Admiral Beckett Brass

Brazen Scourge {1}{R}{R}

Creature - Gremlin

Haste

Driven by an insatiable hunger, gremlins never cease feeding. They can destroy a lifetime of work in just a few moments.

3/3

Burst Lightning {R}

Instant

Kicker
Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.

Drakuseth, Maw of Flames {4}{R}{R}{R}

Legendary Creature - Dragon

Flying
Whenever Drakuseth attacks, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to each of up to two other targets.

"Spread out, you idiots! Spread out!"
—Marsden, party leader, last words

7/7

Etali, Primal Storm {4}{R}{R}

Legendary Creature - Elder Dinosaur

Whenever Etali attacks, exile the top card of each player's library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.

The storm rages and the earth breaks.

6/6

Fanatical Firebrand {R}

Creature - Goblin Pirate

Haste
, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

"The Brazen Coalition is a firecannon pointed at our enemies. Goblins like him are the spark to its powder."
—Admiral Beckett Brass

1/1

Related card: Goblin Influx Array

Firebrand Archer {1}{R}

Creature - Human Archer

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

A word of vengeance, and her arrows awaken in flame.

2/1

Firespitter Whelp {2}{R}

Creature - Dragon

Flying
Whenever you cast a noncreature or Dragon spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

In subsequent terms, first-year students were prohibited from enrolling in Introduction to Dragonkeeping.

2/2

Flamewake Phoenix {1}{R}{R}

Creature - Phoenix

Flying, haste
This creature attacks each combat if able.
Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may pay . If you do, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

2/2

Frenzied Goblin {R}

Creature - Goblin Berserker

Whenever this creature attacks, you may pay . If you do, target creature can't block this turn.

The upside to not thinking about the consequences is that you'll always surprise those who do.

1/1

Goblin Surprise {2}{R}

Instant

Choose one —
• Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.
• Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

"Hey, your door's broken!"