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Start your engines!
When this creature enters, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Max speed — Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Exile up to one target artifact or creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Explosive Getaway deals 4 damage to each creature.

Start your engines!
Whenever you attack, Far Fortune deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Max speed — If a source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead.

Haste
Vehicles you control have haste.
Whenever you attack, if a Pirate and a Vehicle attacked this combat, draw three cards, then discard two cards.

Start your engines!
When this creature enters, it deals 1 damage to target opponent and you gain 1 life.
Max speed — This creature has deathtouch and haste.

Vigilance
When this Vehicle enters, you may search your library for an artifact card and reveal it. Put it onto the battlefield if its mana value is 2 or less. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Crew 2

Choose target opponent. Create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. Then the chosen player loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of artifacts you control.

Whenever you attack, target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. Untap it.
Crew 1

Menace, lifelink, indestructible
Ketramose can't attack or block unless there are seven or more cards in exile.
Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from graveyards and/or the battlefield during your turn, you draw a card and lose 1 life.

Mounts and Vehicles you control have haste.
Whenever a Mount you control enters, it becomes saddled until end of turn.
Whenever a Vehicle you control enters, it becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever Lagorin attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target Mounts and/or Vehicles.
Saddle 1

Double strike, vigilance, haste
Exhaust — {G}, {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
Exhaust — {U}, {T}: Draw three cards.
Exhaust — {R}, {T}: Loot deals 3 damage to any target.

Mendicant Core's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control.
Start your engines!
Max speed — Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, copy it.

As Mimeoplasm enters, exile up to X creature cards from your graveyard. It enters with three +1/+1 counters on it for each creature card exiled this way.
{2}: Mimeoplasm becomes a copy of target creature card exiled with it, except it's 0/0 and has this ability.

Lifelink, ward {1}
When this creature enters, look at target player's hand. You may choose a card from it. If you do, that player discards that card, then draws a card.

Vigilance, menace
When this creature enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and menace until end of turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn.

Vigilance
Whenever you activate an exhaust ability, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Crew 1

Vigilance
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Redshift's power. Spend this mana only to activate abilities.
Exhaust — {10}{R}{G}: Put any number of permanent cards from your hand onto the battlefield.

Double strike
Prowess
When this creature enters, for each opponent, put up to one target nonland permanent that player controls into its owner's library third from the top.

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token.
Exhaust — {3}: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Crew 1

Reach, trample, indestructible
Sab-Sunen can't attack or block unless it has an even number of counters on it.
At the beginning of your first main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on Sab-Sunen. Then if it has an odd number of counters on it, draw two cards.

First strike, vigilance, haste
Start your engines!
Other creatures you control get +X/+0, where X is your speed.
Noncreature spells you cast cost {X} less to cast, where X is your speed.

Exhaust — {X}{G}{G}{U}: Put X +1/+1 counters on Sita Varma. Then you may have the base power and toughness of each other creature you control become equal to Sita Varma's power until end of turn.

Flying, deathtouch
Exhaust — {4}: Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal two land cards. Put those land cards onto the battlefield tapped and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Menace, reach
When this Vehicle enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls with mana value 4 or less.
Crew 3
Cycling {2}