72 cards found
"Lifetime" Pass Holder

"Lifetime" Pass Holder {B}

Creature - Zombie Guest
"Lifetime" Pass Holder enters the battlefield tapped.
When "Lifetime" Pass Holder dies, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return "Lifetime" Pass Holder from your graveyard to the battlefield.
2/1
  • Unfinity 79 365
Balloon Stand

Balloon Stand

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Choose one.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Buy enough balloons and it turns into a ride.
Attraction Lights: 2, 6
Bounce Chamber

Bounce Chamber

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand.
The Astrotorium bouncing record is three days, though setting it wasn't strictly intentional.
Attraction Lights: 2, 6
Bumper Cars

Bumper Cars

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
"These bumping cars remind me of the time your amusement park smashed into my planet."
—Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
Attraction Lights: 2, 3, 6
Centrifuge

Centrifuge

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.
Originally, the rotors were used exclusively as particle accelerators for engine fuel, and they probably still should be.
Attraction Lights: 3, 6
Clown Extruder

Clown Extruder

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The sound it makes is indescribable and unsettling, but it does make a great clown.
Attraction Lights: 2, 6
Coming Attraction

Coming Attraction {2}{G}

Sorcery
Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Open an Attraction.
The Astrotorium adds new attractions almost as fast as Captain Nebula can crash them into asteroids.
  • Unfinity 135 421
Command Performance

Command Performance {1}{U}

Sorcery
Choose two —
• Open an Attraction.
• Roll to visit your Attractions.
• You get {TK}{TK}.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
  • Unfinity 42 328
Complaints Clerk

Complaints Clerk {3}{W}

Creature - Sloth Beast Employee
When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.
The longest lines in the park.
3/3
  • Unfinity 7 293
Concession Stand

Concession Stand

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Create a Food token.
Eating here is always a concession.
Attraction Lights: 2, 6
Costume Shop

Costume Shop

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Outfits you'll love at prices you'll tolerate.
Attraction Lights: 2, 3, 6
Cover the Spot

Cover the Spot

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover Cover the Spot, claim the prize!
Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice Cover the Spot, then open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 2, 3, 4, 6
Dart Throw

Dart Throw

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches Dart Throw, claim the prize!
Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice Dart Throw, then open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 2, 3, 4, 6
Deadbeat Attendant

Deadbeat Attendant {1}{B}

Creature - Vampire Employee
When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Some people will hire anyone with a pulse. Myra isn't that picky.
1/1
  • Unfinity 69 355
Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost

Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost {1}{U}{B}

Legendary Creature - Zombie Employee
When Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 2, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Whenever you roll a 4, you may tap or untap target artifact or creature.
Whenever you roll a 6, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
1/4
Discourtesy Clerk

Discourtesy Clerk {3}{B}

Creature - Vampire Employee
When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
Myra doesn't pay the vampires to smile—but only because guests found it off-putting.
3/2
  • Unfinity 70 356
Draconian Gate-Bot

Draconian Gate-Bot {5}

Artifact Creature - Robot
When Draconian Gate-Bot enters the battlefield, choose one —
• Open an Attraction.
• Destroy target Attraction.
"YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO COMPLY."
4/2
  • Unfinity 188 474
Drop Tower

Drop Tower

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.
"I can see the next star system from here!"
Attraction Lights: 2, 3, 6
Ferris Wheel

Ferris Wheel

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with Ferris Wheel. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions.
After a certain point, it becomes more of a prison than a ride.
Attraction Lights: 4, 5, 6
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Foam Weapons Kiosk

Foam Weapons Kiosk

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.
Nothing is safe in the hands of an eight-year-old.
Attraction Lights: 2, 6
Fortune Teller

Fortune Teller

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Scry 1.
TODAY'S FORTUNE: YOU WILL REGRET SPENDING YOUR MONEY ON THIS FORTUNE.
Attraction Lights: 2, 3, 6
Gallery of Legends

Gallery of Legends

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of the card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Attraction Lights: 3, 6
Gift Shop

Gift Shop

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Choose one that hasn't been chosen.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token.
• Create two Food tokens.
• You get {TK}{TK}{TK}.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
Attraction Lights: 2, 3, 6
Goblin Blastronauts

Goblin Blastronauts {3}{R}{R}

Creature - Goblin Employee
When Goblin Blastronauts enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.
The goblins really put themselves into the fireworks show, despite Myra's pleas to stop.
5/4
  • Unfinity 109 395
Guess Your Fate

Guess Your Fate

Artifact - Attraction
Visit — Look at the bottom of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize!
Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice Guess Your Fate and open an Attraction.
Attraction Lights: 2, 3, 4, 6