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Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Tap that creature.

Players can't cycle cards.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player loses 1 life for each card fewer than three in their hand.

When Stack of Paperwork enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Combat damage uses the stack. (Combat damage assignment can be responded to before damage is dealt.)

When Stadium Vendors enters the battlefield, choose a player. That player adds two mana of any one color they choose.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Destroy target permanent you own.
{T}, Pay 2 life: Add one mana of any color.
{T}, Pay 3 life: Proliferate.
{T}, Pay 4 life: Draw a card.
{5}: Untap Staff of Compleation.

{1}: Untap Staff of Domination.
{2}, {T}: You gain 1 life.
{3}, {T}: Untap target creature.
{4}, {T}: Tap target creature.
{5}, {T}: Draw a card.

When Staff of Eden, Vault's Key enters the battlefield, put target legendary permanent card not named Staff of Eden, Vault's Key from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
{T}: Draw a card for each permanent you control but don't own.

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
{T}: Staff of Nin deals 1 damage to any target.

Equipped creature gets +X/+X, where X is the number of Forests you control.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, create a 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature token.
Equip {3}

{3}, {T}: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn.

Creatures with landwalk abilities can be blocked as though they didn't have those abilities.

Whenever you cast a black spell or a Swamp enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

Whenever you cast a red spell or a Mountain enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

As Staff of the Letter Magus enters the battlefield, choose a consonant other than N, R, S, or T.
Whenever a player casts a spell, you gain 1 life for each time the chosen letter appears in that spell's name.

Whenever you cast a blue spell or an Island enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

When Staff of the Storyteller enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Whenever you create one or more creature tokens, put a story counter on Staff of the Storyteller.
{W}, {T}, Remove a story counter from Staff of the Storyteller: Draw a card.

Whenever you cast a white spell or a Plains enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

Whenever you cast a green spell or a Forest enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

Stag Beetle enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of other creatures on the battlefield.

When Stagecoach Security enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
Plot {3}{W}

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."

Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn.

Staggershock deals 2 damage to any target.
Rebound

Convoke
Choose a nonland card name. Search target player's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with that name and exile them. Then that player shuffles.