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Haste
Whenever Toralf's Disciple attacks, conjure four cards named Lightning Bolt into your library, then shuffle.

Equipped creature has "{1}{R}, {T}, Unattach Toralf's Hammer: It deals 3 damage to any target. Return Toralf's Hammer to its owner's hand."
Equipped creature gets +3/+0 as long as it's legendary.
Equip {1}{R}

Trample
Whenever a creature or planeswalker an opponent controls is dealt excess noncombat damage, Toralf deals damage equal to the excess to any target other than that permanent.

If a red source you control would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a blue permanent.
This spell can't be countered.
Torch Breath deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Haste
Sacrifice Torch Courier: Another target creature gains haste until end of turn.

{R}, Sacrifice Torch Fiend: Destroy target artifact.

Kicker {1}{R}
When Torch Slinger enters, if it was kicked, it deals 2 damage to target creature.

{R}: Untap Torchling.
{R}: Target creature blocks Torchling this turn if able.
{R}: Change the target of target spell that targets only Torchling.
{1}: Torchling gets +1/-1 until end of turn.
{1}: Torchling gets -1/+1 until end of turn.

Training
Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 green and white Human Soldier creature token with training.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each creature sacrificed this way.
When Torgaar, Famine Incarnate enters, up to one target player's life total becomes half their starting life total, rounded down.

Repeat the following process X times. Each opponent loses 3 life unless that player sacrifices a nonland permanent or discards a card.

Enchant player
At the beginning of enchanted player's upkeep, that player loses 3 life unless they sacrifice a nonland permanent or discard a card.

Put three -1/-1 counters on target creature. Its controller loses 3 life unless they sacrifice another nonland permanent or discards a card.

Flying

Tormented Hero enters tapped.
Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Tormented Hero, each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Tormented Soul can't block and can't be blocked.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards.

{T}, Sacrifice Tormod's Crypt: Exile target player's graveyard.

Tap up to two Heads. They don't untap during the Hydra's next untap step. Torn Between Heads deals 5 damage to each player.

Cumulative upkeep {G}
{2}{G}, Pay 3 life for each velocity counter on Tornado: Destroy target permanent and put a velocity counter on Tornado. Activate only once each turn.

When Tornado Elemental enters, it deals 6 damage to each creature with flying.
You may have Tornado Elemental assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.

{T}: Until end of turn, each time damage is dealt to target creature or player, prevent X of that damage, where X is a number from 1 to 3 chosen at random each time.

Creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Flying
Whenever Torrent Elemental attacks, tap all creatures defending player controls.
{3}{B/G}{B/G}: Put Torrent Elemental from exile onto the battlefield tapped. Activate only as a sorcery.