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As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature.
Draw two cards and create a Treasure token.

Shroud

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Exile target creature.

As Deadpool enters, you may exchange his text box and another creature's.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life.
{3}, Sacrifice this creature: Each other player draws a card.

Each player can't cast more than one noncreature spell each turn.

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

Skeletons you control and other Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have deathtouch.

Destroy all creatures and enchantments. Draw a card for each permanent destroyed this way.

Return X target creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.

When this enchantment enters, sacrifice all creatures you control.
Creatures you control get +2/+2.

Whenever a creature is dealt damage, destroy it. It can't be regenerated.

Death Spark deals 1 damage to any target.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is in your graveyard with a creature card directly above it, you may pay {1}. If you do, return this card to your hand.

Protection from black

Destroy target tapped creature.

Regenerate target creature.

This creature gets -X/-X, where X is your life total.

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a nonblack creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

{B}{B}: Counter target green spell.

Target spell or permanent becomes black.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever equipped creature dies, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield and attach this Equipment to it.
Equip {2}

{T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color.
{B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life.
{G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.

Whenever an Employee enters under your control, put a loyalty counter on Deb Thomas.
[+1]: Create a 1/1 red Employee creature token.
[–X]: Employees and Dogs you control get +X/+0 until end of turn.

Trample
When this Vehicle enters, each opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
Crew 2