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This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, surveil 1.

Soulbond
As long as Thundering Mightmare is paired with another creature, each of those creatures has "Whenever an opponent casts a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then this creature deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of modified creatures you control other than this creature.

When this creature enters, sacrifice it unless you discard a land card.

Haste
Whenever this creature attacks, choose target Elemental creature card in your graveyard with toughness less than this creature's toughness. Return that card to the battlefield tapped and attacking. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Flying
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast creature spells with power 4 or greater from the top of your library. If you cast a creature spell this way, it gains haste until end of turn.

Haste
When this creature enters, tap all other creatures.

Bargain
Look at the top twenty cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature cards from among them. If this spell was bargained, put the revealed cards onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put the revealed cards into your hand. Then shuffle.

{B}{B}, {T}: Target player loses 2 life and you gain 2 life.
{G}{G}, {T}: Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn.

Offspring {4}
When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a noncreature, nonland card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
When Tiana, Angelic Mechanic or another legendary creature you control crews a Vehicle, that Vehicle perpetually gets +1/+0.

[+1]: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Ignorant Bliss, Crack the Earth, Blazing Volley.
[–3]: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Seething Song, Dance with Devils, Flamebreak.
[–6]: Cast a copy of one of the following cards chosen at random—Hellion Eruption, Insurrection, Warp World.

Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Whenever you cast a blue spell, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you cast a red spell, Tibor and Lumia deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.

Any player may cast spells as though they had flash.
Your opponents can't cast spells during your turn.

Cumulative upkeep {2}
Pay 2 life or {2}: Counter target red or green spell. Any player may activate this ability.

At the beginning of each upkeep, you may tap or untap target permanent.

This creature can't be blocked.

Whenever one or more creatures block, flip a coin. If you win the flip, each blocking creature is sacrificed by its controller. If you lose the flip, each blocked creature is sacrificed by its controller.

When this creature enters, tap target red or green creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control this creature.

{T}: Add {U}.

When this creature enters, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell, return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Draw four cards.

Double team
Other Demons, Devils, Imps, and Tieflings you control get +1/+0.