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{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Untap target attacking creature an opponent controls and remove it from combat.

{T}: Add {R}.
{2}{R}, {T}: Spitfire Bastion deals 3 damage to any target.

This spell can't be countered.
Destroy all creatures.

Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

Defender, hexproof
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

{T}: Add {B}.
{T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness.

Creature and planeswalker spells you cast have affinity for artifacts.
[+2]: Tezzeret, Master of the Bridge deals X damage to each opponent, where X is the number of artifacts you control. You gain X life.
[–3]: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
[–8]: Exile the top ten cards of your library. Put all artifact cards from among them onto the battlefield.

First strike
Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.

{3}, {T}: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
At the beginning of your end step, if you control seven or more lands, transform Thaumatic Compass.

Flying, lifelink
Whenever The Haunt of Hightower attacks, defending player discards a card.
Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, put a +1/+1 counter on The Haunt of Hightower.

Equipped creature has nonbasic landwalk.
Equip {2}

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice a Treasure: Draw a card.

{1}, {T}: Scry 1. Put a landmark counter on Treasure Map. Then if there are three or more landmark counters on it, remove those counters, transform Treasure Map, and create three Treasure tokens.

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast that card this turn.
Whenever you cast your third spell in a turn, you may transform Vance's Blasting Cannons.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Vampire spell.
{5}, {T}: Create a Blood token. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each Vampire you control.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has deathtouch.
{5}{B}{B}{B}: Until end of turn, Vorpal Sword gains "Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."
Equip {B}{B}

Afflict 4
Whenever Wildfire Eternal attacks and isn't blocked, you may cast an instant or sorcery spell from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Flying, vigilance
At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate once for each opponent who has more cards in hand than you.

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

Trample
Lethal damage dealt to creatures you control is determined by their power rather than their toughness.