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Whenever you cast a spell with a smile in its art, create a tapped Treasure token.
Everypony's Invited — Your party consists of each creature you control, and your party is always full.

{2}{G}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die. It becomes a green Die creature token with power and toughness each equal to its result.
{2}{U}, {T}: Reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

Vigilance, ward {1}
{T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from the card type of your choice until end of turn.

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend searches their library for a land card, puts it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffles. Each foe sacrifices an artifact or enchantment they control.

Until end of turn, you may tap lands you don't control for mana. Spend this mana only to cast spells.

Pirate Ship can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
{T}: Pirate Ship deals 1 damage to any target.
When you control no Islands, sacrifice Pirate Ship.

Draw a card. If mana from a Treasure was spent to cast this spell, seek a Pirate card instead.

Flying, lifelink
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Piru, the Volatile unless you pay {R}{W}{B}.
When Piru dies, it deals 7 damage to each nonlegendary creature.

When Pit Keeper enters the battlefield, if you have four or more creature cards in your graveyard, you may return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

If exactly one creature is attacking, you may pay {W} rather than pay this spell's mana cost.
Destroy target attacking creature without flying.

As Pithing Needle enters the battlefield, choose a card name.
Activated abilities of sources with the chosen name can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

As Pithing Spyglass enters the battlefield, name a keyword ability or ability word.
All cards in all zones lose that keyword ability or ability word and all text tied to that ability.

Sacrifice any number of permanents you control, then draw that many cards.
Plot {1}{B}{B}

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.
Dash {2}{B}{B}

Whenever another creature you control dies, create a Treasure token.

Deathtouch
As Plague Engineer enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get -1/-1.

Plague Rats's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures named Plague Rats on the battlefield.

At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice each other creature you control.
Discard two cards, Sacrifice Plague Reaver: Choose target opponent. Return Plague Reaver to the battlefield under that player's control at the beginning of their next upkeep.

Whenever Plague Wight becomes blocked, each creature blocking it gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

When Plaguecrafter enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature or planeswalker. Each player who can't discards a card.

Deathtouch
When Plaguecrafter's Familiar enters the battlefield, choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains deathtouch.

{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice Planar Chaos.
Whenever a player casts a spell, that player flips a coin. If they lose the flip, counter that spell.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Planar Collapse and destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.