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When Beza, the Bounding Spring enters, create a Treasure token if an opponent controls more lands than you. You gain 4 life if an opponent has more life than you. Create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens if an opponent controls more creatures than you. Draw a card if an opponent has more cards in hand than you.

When Bill the Pony enters, create two Food tokens.
Sacrifice a Food: Until end of turn, target creature you control assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Whenever another Zombie you control enters, you may tap target artifact or creature.

Search your library for an Aura or Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

When Bishop of Binding enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until Bishop of Binding leaves the battlefield.
Whenever Bishop of Binding attacks, target Vampire gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the power of the exiled card.

Vigilance
Whenever Bishop of Rebirth attacks, you may return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Whenever an Angel you control enters, you gain 4 life.
Whenever an Angel you control dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Lifelink

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked by black creatures.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as an opponent controls a black permanent.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has protection from black. This effect doesn't remove Black Ward.

Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. If it's an artifact creature, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Exile target creature with power 4 or greater.

Mentor

When Blade Splicer enters, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token.
Golems you control have first strike.

Ninjutsu {3}{W}
Double strike

Bladed Ambassador enters with an oil counter on it.
{1}, Remove an oil counter from Bladed Ambassador: Bladed Ambassador gains indestructible until end of turn.

Tap two other untapped artifacts you control: Bladewheel Chariot becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 1

Partner with Blaring Captain
{2}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token.

Cast this spell only during combat before blockers are declared.
Target creature defending player controls can block any number of creatures this turn. It blocks each attacking creature this turn if able.

Flying
Creatures can't attack you.

Exile target creature with power greater than or equal to your life total.

Escalate {2}
Choose one or more —
• Target player gains 4 life.
• Untap up to two target creatures.
• Target opponent sacrifices an attacking creature.

Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Splice onto Arcane {W}

Target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn. When that creature dies this turn, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.