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When Deputy of Detention enters, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls and all other nonland permanents that player controls with the same name as that permanent until Deputy of Detention leaves the battlefield.

Deserted Beach enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Destructive Revelry deals 2 damage to that permanent's controller.

When Detention Sphere enters, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent.
When Detention Sphere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.

Trample
Whenever Deus of Calamity deals 6 or more damage to an opponent, destroy target land that player controls.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1 and has "{R}: This creature gains trample until end of turn."

When Devoted Grafkeeper enters, mill two cards.
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, tap target creature you don't control.
Disturb {1}{W}{U}

When Devoted Grafkeeper enters, mill four cards.
Whenever you cast a spell from your graveyard, tap target creature you don't control.
Disturb {1}{W}{U}

Whenever one or more cards are put into your graveyard from your library, Devourer of Memory gets +1/+1 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
{1}{U}{B}: Mill a card.

Look at the top five cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest on top of your library in any order.

Draw two cards, then discard a card. You gain life equal to the number of cards you've discarded this turn.
Jump-start

Dimir Aqueduct enters tapped.
When Dimir Aqueduct enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {U}{B}.

Choose one —
• Counter target sorcery spell.
• Destroy target creature with power 2 or less.
• Look at the top three cards of target player's library. Put one back and the rest into that player's graveyard.

{T}: Add {U} or {B}.
{U}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice Dimir Cluestone: Draw a card.

Whenever Dimir Cutpurse deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card and you draw a card.

{1}{U}{B}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Dimir Doppelganger becomes a copy of that card, except it has this ability.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

{3}{U}: Target player draws a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
{3}{B}: Target player discards a card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Dimir Infiltrator can't be blocked.
Transmute {1}{U}{B}

{T}: Add {U} or {B}.
{U}{B}: Dimir Keyrune becomes a 2/2 blue and black Horror artifact creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

{T}: Add {U} or {B}.
{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}{U/B}, {T}, Sacrifice Dimir Locket: Draw two cards.

{1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.

Flying
Menace
Whenever you surveil, put a +1/+1 counter on Dimir Spybug.

Flying
Whenever you attack, surveil X, where X is the number of opponents being attacked.
At the beginning of each end step, if three or more cards were put into your graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield this turn, draw a card.

Create a 5/5 black and red Elemental creature token. Target opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice for each black creature you control, then sacrifices a land of their choice for each red creature you control.