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When this creature enters, you get {E}{E}.
{T}, Pay {E}: Tap target creature.

Cumulative upkeep {1}
When this creature leaves the battlefield, you gain life equal to the number of age counters on it.

Whenever an opponent taps a Mountain for mana, you may gain 1 life.

Spree
+ {1} — Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
+ {2} — Destroy target creature if no other creature has greater power.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to each other opponent.

When The Keeper of Kaldra enters the battlefield, if it's the first time this ability has resolved this game, add Helm of Kaldra, Shield of Kaldra, and Sword of Kaldra as your companions. (You can pay {3} to put one into your hand from outside the game, once each. Use tokens to represent those cards.)
Creatures you control named Kaldra have hexproof.

Flying
When this creature dies, each opponent discards a card.

Haste
Whenever Risona deals combat damage to a player, if it doesn't have an indestructible counter on it, put an indestructible counter on it.
Whenever combat damage is dealt to you, remove an indestructible counter from Risona.

When Kellan Joins Up enters, you may exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your hand. If you do, it becomes plotted.
Whenever a legendary creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. That creature deals damage equal to its power to each other creature.

Sacrifice this artifact: Regenerate target artifact.

Choose one or both —
• Search your library for an artifact card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
• Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.
[–1]: Untap target permanent.

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and put it on top.
{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.
Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it.
Crew 2

Each player returns all artifact cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.

{1}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a Bison card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If it's a creature card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, you may put it into your graveyard.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each creature and/or enchantment you control.

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses a player. Until your next turn, only you and the chosen player can cast spells and attack with creatures.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has flying and shroud.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Put a storage counter on this land.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {R} for each storage counter removed this way.

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your upkeep.

Kicker {4}
Flying, defender
If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
As long as this creature has a +1/+1 counter on it, it can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Target opponent mills thirteen cards.
{3}{U}{U}: Put this card from your graveyard onto the battlefield transformed. Activate only as a sorcery.