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Choose two —
• Counter target spell.
• Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
• Tap all creatures your opponents control.
• Draw a card.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose a kind of counter at random that Crystalline Giant doesn't have on it from among flying, first strike, deathtouch, hexproof, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance, and +1/+1. Put a counter of that kind on Crystalline Giant.

Mutate {2}{W}{W}
Lifelink
Whenever this creature mutates, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card.

Artifact creatures you control have afflict 3.

Return target nonland permanent you don't control to its owner's hand.
Overload {6}{U}

Living metal
Flying
Whenever Cyclonus deals combat damage to a player, convert it. If you do, there is an additional beginning phase after this phase.

More Than Meets the Eye {5}{U}{B}
Flying
Whenever Cyclonus deals combat damage to a player, it connives. Then if Cyclonus's power is 5 or greater, convert it.

[+1]: Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards.
[–2]: Gain control of target artifact.
[–6]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you cast a spell that targets one or more permanents, gain control of those permanents."

Dakkon, Shadow Slayer enters the battlefield with a number of loyalty counters on him equal to the number of lands you control.
[+1]: Surveil 2.
[–3]: Exile target creature.
[–6]: You may put an artifact card from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.

Menace
Myriad

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated.

When Dance of Many enters the battlefield, create a token that's a copy of target nontoken creature.
When Dance of Many leaves the battlefield, exile the token.
When the token leaves the battlefield, sacrifice Dance of Many.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Dance of Many unless you pay {U}{U}.

First strike, vigilance, lifelink
Aura and Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

[+1]: Create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender.
[–1]: You may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, destroy target artifact or creature.
[–6]: Choose target artifact card in a graveyard or artifact on the battlefield. Create three tokens that are copies of it.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts and/or creatures. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each permanent sacrificed this way and {2} less to cast for each other artifact or creature you've sacrificed this turn.
Trample
Partner

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it.
{3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths.
When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.

Add {B}{B}{B}.

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

{T}: Add {B}.

Darkslick Shores enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.

Indestructible
{T}: Add {C}.

Trample, indestructible
If Darksteel Colossus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Darksteel Colossus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.