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Enchant creature
When enchanted creature dies, you draw two cards.

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -3/-0 until end of turn.
Warp {U}

Destroy target creature. You may search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Tezzeret, Master of Metal, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you return a non-Lair land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put two +1/+1 counters on it.

Scry 2, then draw a card.

{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}{U/R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Whenever you cast a Human spell, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost.

Vigilance
When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with power 2 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Backup 1
Whenever this creature becomes tapped, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

This creature can't be blocked by Dinosaurs.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment.
Remove three quest counters from this enchantment and sacrifice it: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

{4}{G}: This creature deals 2 damage to each creature with flying and each player.

{T}: Target attacking creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Protection from multicolored

Blocking creatures get +7/+7 until end of turn.

Enchant creature
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a page counter on this Aura.
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card for each page counter on this Aura.

{2}{B}, {T}, Exile this creature: Until end of turn, you may play lands and cast spells from your graveyard. If a card would be put into your graveyard from anywhere this turn, exile that card instead.

When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.
{1}{R}: This creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

At the beginning of your end step, put an influence counter on Palantír of Orthanc and scry 2. Then target opponent may have you draw a card. If that player doesn't, you mill X cards, where X is the number of influence counters on Palantír of Orthanc, and that player loses life equal to the total mana value of those cards.

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Plot {2}{R}

Whenever Piper Wright deals combat damage to a player, investigate that many times.
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Add {B}{B}{B}.
If this card is signed by someone who has ever designed a Magic card, treat all black mana symbols on this card as red mana symbols. (To be respectful of the color pie.)

When this creature dies, incubate 3.

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you may gain 2 life.