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When The First Doctor enters the battlefield, search your library and/or graveyard for a card named TARDIS, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Whenever you cast a spell with cascade, put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
Would You Like A...? — Once each turn, you may play a historic land or cast a historic spell from the top of your library. When you do, create a Food token.

When Frost Fair Lure Fish enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens and two tapped Treasure tokens.
Fish you control have haste and can't be blocked by Humans.
Foretell {3}{U}{R}

When The Fugitive Doctor enters the battlefield, investigate.
Whenever The Fugitive Doctor attacks, you may sacrifice a Clue. When you do, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback {2}{R}{G} until end of turn.

When Gallifrey Stands enters the battlefield, return all Doctor cards from your graveyard to your hand.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a Doctor creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Then if you control thirteen or more Doctors, you win the game.

Vanishing 3
Imprint — When Idris, Soul of the TARDIS enters the battlefield, exile another artifact you control until Idris leaves the battlefield.
Idris has all activated and triggered abilities of the exiled card and gets +X/+X, where X is the exiled card's mana value.

Partner with Madame Vastra
First strike
Training
Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.

Double strike
Whenever Jenny deals combat damage to a player, it explores.

Whenever you put one or more time counters on a permanent you control, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Whenever Kate Stewart attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, attacking creatures get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of time counters among permanents you control.

Choose two target creatures. Untap them. Put two +1/+1 counters on each of them. They gain vigilance, indestructible, and haste until end of turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase. Only the chosen creatures can attack during that combat phase.

Flying, trample
Basic landcycling {2}
Escape — {4}{G}{U}, Exile a land you control, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.

Partner with Jenny Flint
Madame Vastra must be blocked if able.
Whenever a creature dealt damage by Madame Vastra this turn dies, create a Clue token and a Food token.

Body Thief — When you cast this spell, you may exile a creature you control and put a takeover counter on it.
You may have The Master, Formed Anew enter the battlefield as a copy of a creature card in exile with a takeover counter on it.

Make Them Pay — Whenever a nontoken artifact creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, choose an opponent with the most life among your opponents. That player faces a villainous choice — They lose 4 life, or you create a token that's a copy of that card.

{T}: Target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to The Master's power gains skulk until end of turn. Goad it.
Whenever a creature with skulk deals combat damage to one of your opponents, put a +1/+1 counter on The Master and draw a card.

Myriad
The "legend rule" doesn't apply to creature tokens you control.
Triggered abilities you control can't cause you to sacrifice or exile creature tokens you control.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, vigilance, or menace counter on Me, the Immortal.
Counters remain on Me as it moves to any zone other than a player's hand or library.
You may cast Me from your graveyard by discarding two cards in addition to paying its other costs.

Whenever another nonartifact creature dies, return it to the battlefield under your control face down and tapped. It's a 2/2 Cyberman artifact creature.
At the beginning of your end step, each opponent faces a villainous choice — Each artifact creature you control deals 1 damage to that opponent, or you draw a card and chaos ensues.

Haste
Into the TARDIS — Whenever The Ninth Doctor becomes untapped during your untap step, you get an additional upkeep step after this step.

Whenever The Rani enters the battlefield or attacks, create a red Aura enchantment token named Mark of the Rani attached to another target creature. That token has enchant creature and "Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded."
Whenever a goaded creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, investigate.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life and exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled.
Each noncreature spell you cast from exile has conspire.

Vanishing 12
Whenever one or more time counters are removed from Regenerations Restored, scry 1 and you gain 1 life. Then if Regenerations Restored has no time counters on it, exile it. When you do, take an extra turn after this one.

Meet in Reverse — You draw cards from the bottom of your library rather than the top.
Spoilers — Whenever an opponent scries, surveils, or searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on River Song. Then River Song deals damage to that player equal to its power.

Partner with Amy Pond
First strike, lifelink
The Last Centurion — When you cast this spell from anywhere other than exile, exile it with three time counters on it. It gains suspend. Then investigate.

One or two target creatures each gain haste until end of turn. They can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
Escape — {2}{U}{R}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard.