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This spell costs {2} less to cast if an Elf died this turn or a Soldier entered this turn.
Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, target opponent creates a Carnival of Souls token.
Crew 2

At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one that hasn't been chosen —
• Wake Up! — Return target creature card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
• VIP Line Access — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top.
• Life of the Party — Whenever a spell is cast this turn, you gain 2 life.
• Breakfast at Dawn — Create two Food tokens. Sacrifice this enchantment.

Whenever The Disciple of Vess attacks, you may put a planeswalker card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you don't, create a token that's a copy of a Liliana planeswalker chosen at random.
(There are currently thirteen. Perhaps look up the list and roll a D20?)

As an additional cost to play Banned Eldraine Card, pay {B}, {3}{R}{G}, {3}{R}, {2}, {0}, or {1}{G}. It becomes a copy respectively of Cauldron Familiar, Escape to the Wilds, Fires of Invention, Lucky Clover, Mystic Sanctuary, Once Upon A Time for the rest of the game in all zones. (You can't choose Oko. Because let's be real, nobody wants to play against Oko again.)

(Start the game with this conspiracy face up in the command zone.)
Players play with each of their commanders face down and secret until they cast them for the first time. (Be sure to tell your opponent you're using this right at the beginning of the game, so they don't reveal their commanders to you yet!)

If Enolc is one of two partner commanders, it's a copy of your other commander except it retains its name. (Including mana cost.)
If Enolc isn't a commander, you may cast it as though it was a copy of any of your commanders.
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Choose two colors. Add a mana of each of the chosen colors.
At the beginning of your next upkeep, pay one mana of each of the chosen colors. If you don't, you lose the game.

You may play a playtest card you own from outside the game this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it. (In an game of Unknown event commander sealed, these are all the playtest cards you opened but aren't using in your deck.)

Choose a card at random from among Righteous Confluence, Mystic Confluence, Wretched Confluence, Fiery Confluence, Verdant Confluence, Brokers Confluence, Cabaretti Confluence, Maestros Confluence, Obscura Confluence, and Riveteers Confluence. Create a copy of that card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. (Roll a D10 to determine the random card.)

Old Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards from WOE, WOC, and playtest cards. (You may cast this from outside the game if this is companion without paying {3} first.)
When The Companion of the Wilds enters the battlefield, create a Food token, a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This creature can't block," and a Royal role token attached to a creature you control.

As the game begins, if Your Favorite Character is your commander, or as Your Favorite Character enters the battlefield if it's not your commander, name a character from the Magic storyline. Choose up to three colors, two creature types, and then two keywords from among vigilance, flying, haste, trample, and menace. Your Favorite Character has the chosen name, types, colors, and keywords.

Choose one at random. Create a token that's a copy of the chosen card.
• Elesh Norn, Mother of Machines
• Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• Urabrask, Heretic Praetor
• Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
• Ebon Praetor

Trample
When you cast this spell, choose a playtest card you own from outside the game. Exile it. You may cast that card as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. (In a sealed event, outside the game is your sideboard.)

Kicker {6} (You may pay an additional {6} as you cast this spell.)
Exile target nonland permanent. Create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}." If Call Up Emrakul to Help was kicked, instead create a token that's a copy of Emrakul, the Promised End.

(As a Siege enters, choose an opponent to protect it. You and others can attack it. When it's defeated, exile it, then cast it transformed.)
When The Battle of Dragon Brothers Enters, choose Bolas or Ugin.
• Bolas — Destroy all creatures.
• Ugin — Manifest the top three cards of your library.

I — (Bolas) Each opponent discards their hand. You draw seven cards.
I — (Ugin) Manifest your hand, then draw seven cards.
II — (Both) Create a token that's a copy of any Elder Dragon from the Legends expansion.
III — (Both) Exile Fate Reforged, then return it to the battlefield (Front face up).

Create a 1/1 green Forest Dryad Squirrel land creature token. (It's affected by summoning sickness.)
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Whenever the Disciple of Nissa attacks, you may pay {X}{X}{X}{G}{G}. When you do, create X tokens that are copies of different Nissa planeswalkers chosen at random. They each enter with an additional loyalty counter. (There are currently eleven. Yes, Nissa, Sage Animist counts. Perhaps look up the list and roll a D20?)

Before the game begins, if this is your commander or in your deck, secretly write down the names of five creature cards to be part of your family.
As members of your family enters, you may say "Nothing is stronger than family" and reveal its name from your list. That creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.

You may pay {W}{U}{B}{R}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. If you do, X is 5.
Bringer of Green Zenith's Twilight enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. If X was 5 or greater, it enters with twice that many counters instead.
When Bringer of Green Zenith's Twilight dies, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add one mana of any color. If it was a Locus or Sphere land, put a +1/+1 counter on Locus Cobra.

Spells you cast that have been printed in at least five different English language Magic releases cost {W}, {U}, {B}, {R}, or {G} less to cast.
Lona gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent you control that has been printed in at least five different English language Magic releases.

When Questing Cosplayer enters the battlefield, create a Questing Role token and attach it to target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has all the abilities of Questing Beast.)

Tempting offer — When Maître Tree enters the battlefield, create a token from the menu. Each opponent may also create a token from the menu. For each opponent who does, you create a token of the same type.
• Treasure
• Food
• 1/1 green Squirrel
• 3/3 green Beast

Mono Eminence — As the game begins, if Mr. Wiggles is your commander and your deck's color identity is monogreen, at the beginning of your first upkeep, search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Flying
Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)