Unhinged

Mana Screw

Mana Screw {1}

Artifact
{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.
There was no darker or more evil creation in all the multiverse than that of the mana screw.
Mana Screw

Mana Screw {1}

Artifact
{1}: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, add {C}{C}. Activate only as an instant.
There was no darker or more evil creation in all the multiverse than that of the mana screw.
Mox Lotus

Mox Lotus {15}

Artifact
{T}: Add {∞}.
{100}: Add one mana of any color.
Mox Lotus

Mox Lotus {15}

Artifact
{T}: Add {∞}.
{100}: Add one mana of any color.
My First Tome

My First Tome {3}

Artifact
{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
This card is named My First Tome.
My First Tome

My First Tome {3}

Artifact
{1}, {T}: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
This card is named My First Tome.
Pointy Finger of Doom

Pointy Finger of Doom {4}

Artifact
{3}, {T}: Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
"I would have made a 'Spin-The-Bottle' joke if I thought anyone reading this had ever played the game."
—Bucky, flavor text writer
Rod of Spanking

Rod of Spanking {1}

Artifact
{2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .
Time Machine

Time Machine {5}

Artifact
{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature.
Time Machine

Time Machine {5}

Artifact
{T}: Exile Time Machine and target nontoken creature you own. Return them to the battlefield at the beginning of your upkeep on your turn X in the next game you play with one of your opponents in this game, where X is the mana value of the exiled creature.
Togglodyte

Togglodyte {3}

Artifact Creature - Golem
Togglodyte enters the battlefield turned on.
Whenever a player casts a spell, toggle Togglodyte's ON/OFF switch.
As long as Togglodyte is turned off, it can't attack or block, and prevent all damage it would deal.
4/4
Toy Boat

Toy Boat {3}

Artifact Creature - Ship
Cumulative upkeep—Say "Toy Boat" quickly. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Toy Boat, then sacrifice it unless you say "Toy Boat" once for each age counter on it—without pausing between or fumbling it.)
3/3
Urza's Hot Tub

Urza's Hot Tub {2}

Artifact
{2}, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
www.wizards.com/hottub
Water Gun Balloon Game

Water Gun Balloon Game {2}

Artifact
As Water Gun Balloon Game enters the battlefield, each player puts a pop! counter on "0."
Whenever a player casts a spell, move that player's pop! counter up one.
Whenever a player's pop! counter hits "5," that player creates a 5/5 pink Giant Teddy Bear creature token and resets all pop! counters to "0."
World-Bottling Kit

World-Bottling Kit {5}

Artifact
{5}, Sacrifice World-Bottling Kit: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
YOUR AD HERE
City of Ass

City of Ass

Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
"But . . ."
R&D's Secret Lair

R&D's Secret Lair

Legendary Land
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.
{T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
"Let them complain. As long as the addictive ink is working, we can do anything we want." PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK
Plains

Plains

Basic Land - Plains
({T}: Add {W}.)
Related card: Norn's Fetchling
Island

Island

Basic Land - Island
({T}: Add {U}.)
Swamp

Swamp

Basic Land - Swamp
({T}: Add {B}.)
Mountain

Mountain

Basic Land - Mountain
({T}: Add {R}.)
Forest

Forest

Basic Land - Forest
({T}: Add {G}.)
Related cards: Argothian Uprooting Kami of Bamboo Groves Nissa's Encouragement
Super Secret Tech

Super Secret Tech {3}

Artifact
Premium spells cost {1} less to cast.
Premium creatures get +1/+1.
"Ooh . . . shiny!"